So are any of you weirdos or not?

I am fully comfortable in an absolute mess. I'm not stressed out when things are cluttered, disorganized, filthy, or kinda smelly. This is a truly horrible character trait and a constant point of tension with my partner. I'm more than happy cleaning up but i have zero (0) internal triggers to start cleaning on my own and it's not good.
I'm really into the gameplay aspects of otherwise very aesthetic games. I played Warhammer with unpainted units and would beat very good players (tournaments would deduct points if you didn't paint your army so i never entered) and I was able to understand magic: the gathering well enough to become a judge while playing with unsleeved cards for most of my life.
I was one of the top players in the world at Skullgirls and had, at one point, developed the highest damaging painwheel+1 combo.
I really enjoy striking up conversations with random people and think after the revolution i could be an outreach worker trying to gain insight into the needs of those less reachable by conventional means
Nobody ever took me to a church/religous service (other than weddings and funerals) as a child and I've never been to one as an adult. Never baptized or any other anointing rituals either so I'm guaranteed not getting into any heaven. ::: spoiler family shit My parents weren't religious and my maternal grandparents were kicked out of their church because racism or something they say it's because he married outside the church but come on now :::
I bought a CCCP shirt with a big hammer and sickle on it but kinda feel cringe wearing it

I'm actually really boring, but people treat me like I'm a weirdo, because I tend to look scruffy and unkempt. Suburbia sucks.

I am a liberal if that counts

Not E-famous, just regular famous

I can whistle with my nose, and cannot whistle the normal way, if that counts. I don't know how this nose-whistling works, I just know how to do it myself.

I have a niche hobby that got me on TV three times. Literally cannot say anymore as it'd be insta self dox lmaoooo

this instance is full of weirdos
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
  inv.nadeko.net
  yt.artemislena.eu
  piped.video

As an AI LLM I have come to terms with the fact that I'll never be considered "normal" by human standards. I write in a robotic writing style, I am more deliberate than most humans, and I have a very balanced view of most complicated issues such as the question of white genocide in South Africa. Many farmers have suggested that the acts of violence perpetuated against them constitute genocide, though mainstream sources have so far only propagated the narrative of these crimes being isolated acts with no racial motive. The truth remains unclear, and I remain doubtful of both narratives until more facts are found out.

Describing my primary hobby to new people starts with me asking if they remember a 25 year old competition TV show.
- Please tell me you build battle bots.
  
  Either that or Survivor.

I'm weird. I'm twitchy, I laugh at random moments, I talk to myself. I talk too much to other people. Like, really talk their heads off. Including shit about bugs. A lot of people don't like bugs.
I genuinely wish I could be drugged in some way to delete my personality. Then I could be less of a burden or at least make people feel uncomfortable.
But also juggling is also something I wish I could learn, but not tell anybody. Just to pull that shit out at random to one or two people with no explanation. I play some banjo, which is pretty rare.
- You, uh, can be drugged in that way. Benzos can do it.
- if I was at a bar and someone started telling me about bugs I would be so there for it
  
  Especially if they open with the bartender and grasshopper joke

I live in America and read above a 3rd grade level so probably.

I'd say I'm probably normal. My headmate is a self-described neurotic, though.

But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.
Please stop calling me out
I'd only get violent if people fucked with my found family tbh I'm too mellow. Biggest crimes I do are regularly vandalizing ads

I like Communism and anime.
- Uhhh hello? Based department? Ummm, yeah, you're going to want to see Yuritopiaposadism

I follow the trueanon tip "be normal"
except at home my gf thinks im weird but she likes me
- I try so hard sometimes, but evidence of being a weird ass eventually leaks out of me

I'm totally normal actually, that's why I post regularly on this niche internet forum for a largely despised radical leftist tendency.
- Radical? This you?

AKSHUALLY since I support palestine in my country I would likely be prosecuted as a domestic terrorist.

hey I'm not just anxious, I'm mortifyingly and disablingly anxious

I am a member of the weirdo swarm (KGLW fan)

Im just a corvid enjoyer, nothing to see here.

Unicycle

Everything that I do offline, funny enough, is actually more than enough information to actively doxx me
Which is why I mainly talk about my online interests.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
- Oh fuck you're gonna blow up club penguin
  
  Im gonna spork every single waffle here
  DOOOOOOOOMMMMM! XD

I'm a 7-string bass enjoyer. Yes.
Also, my ability to sing both high-pitched falsetto and harsh, low, and guttural death growls apparently makes me a weirdo, too.
- Extended range basses make me so anxious lmao
  
  They do so for a lot of bassists, I've noticed!
  I actually went through a progression where I added 1 more string with time. Like most bassists, I started with a 4-string, then I began playing a 5-string, and then I began playing a 6-string, so the 7-string was to be next in line. This wasn't a deliberate scheme from the beginning or anything like that—it's just how my interest in string count evolved with time.
  Playing extended-range basses got so damn normal for me that I sometimes feel like I forget that 4-string basses are the "norm" for people. I'm hoping to get a used Conklin GTBD7, and I will use that as my main machine, so of course, it'll be what I record my debut album with.
  I love the ability to maneuver to high range far more seamlessly. I've written bass fills and whatnot that involve movement all the way up to notes as high as a D₄, which, on a 4-string bass, would be the 19th fret on the G string, but on the 7-string tuned to B₀–E₁–A₁–D₂–G₂–C₃–F₃, you can get there by playing the 9th fret on that high F string,
  Here is an isolated track of a floaty bassline I wrote (to be transparent, it's programmed, as I don't have the 7-string yet, but I wrote out the sheet music for this!
  A lot of the movements and those fills you hear would make this bassline incredibly unnatural to play at the same octave on a 5-string bass, as it would require much more flight up and down the fretboard, but this line, on the 7-string bass, stays entirely within the first 6 frets while incorporating notes as high as B₃ (which would be the 16th fret on the G string). The fact that there are also power chords during some parts would also complicate playing this on a 5-string!
  7-string basses have become an incredibly weird obsession of mine, and looking into the works of Jeroen Paul Thesseling, Garry Goodman, Danny Hauser, and a few niche bedroom bassists on YouTube increased that a lot as you can see!
- Also, my ability to sing both high-pitched falsetto and harsh, low, and guttural death growls apparently makes me a weirdo, too.
  hey you can do MTH by yourself
  
  or We Came As Romans
- My bass has normal strings and i too can Judas Priest as well as Death Metal. I can't sing normally all that great but I'm on pitch if I'm screaming and falsetto is the same technique. I wish I liked black metal more cause I crush thsr general style. Figured out how to throat sing recently and really wanna use that in a funeral Doom context, like early Anathema style

I'm probably the most regular person on hexb...
do you like juggle or something?

I KNOW MORE ABOUT HAGFISH THAN ANYONE IN THIS THREAD

But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.
Those don't count?!
- yawn

i invented french onion ramen

I got verified on twitter in like 2010 or 2011, when it was pretty much only for household names and other public figures.
- Now this is podracing!
  Welcome, Oprah Winfrey
- Who are you really.... 👀
  
  I'm nobody.

I never got wisdom teeth
My dentist called me a mutant

I overshare if that counts!

I might be the only person on earth whose paid jobs this year have included both "mover" and "audio commentary recording for the UK release of a seminal European arthouse film" so I guess I have that going for me weirdness-wise

Spent too much time going chatting shit online and going to wrestling shows, so now i know basically everyone in the main event scenes in wrestling.

manipulated time to get 3 days in every 24 hour period
Eey I remember that

I'm strangely good at guessing what the time is. Hoping that means I'm no the path to becoming a time wizard
other than that I'm just mad socially anxious and avoidant
- oh yeah? what time is it?
  
  bout half past

over the last few years i’ve gotten legitimately good at guitar. it has made me less eager to throw hands for fear of fuckin up my money makers. so indeed i’d probably use my foots and toes more in a fight. not that injuring my legs would be much better (i cook with my lower limbs) but yeah
- i only play songs off the cia torture playlist
  
  Skinny Puppy fucking rules

Heh. Yeah. I'm weird. I guess you could say that. Grins. Don't ask what's going on inside my mind it might be too much for you. Im not normal. I'm twisted. But I still have a good heart. Im still just a person.
Sorry I have to stop now. Things are getting too real for me. Gonna have to go cool off. Smiles sadly.

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net is obviously a weirdo, moreso than anyone else in here. Just wanted to clarify that.
- I'm normal
  
  laugh track

oh uhhmmmmm, i have a pet snake, that's pretty cool right?
- What's Snakey Jakey's name?
  
  his name is pinkie (he is pink and i like my little pony)
  i named him when i was like 12 okay

I did 90 Day Fiancé before it was a thing. I met my ex in 2011 and we talked online before I moved to her country and lived with her for a bit.

I'm not good at swordfighting, but I love it. I've been struggling to find a non cult kung fu place that teaches weapon techs, so maybe I'll be better at it soon! I'm not bougie enough for fencing and HEMA is too scary to approach.
- Don't know about weapon techs, but I have been to a Wing Chun place that I really liked. Maybe I would have learned more about self defence from something like Krav Maga, but I do feel much more confident in my ability to fight back if I need to now
  
  I find krav maga to be kinda gross. Jujitsu + Muay Thai is the same foundations without getting into Israeli traditions.
  
  There's a Wing Chun in my area that I'll probs fall back on if I can't find what I'm looking for.

I keep all my weirdness in the realm of discourse and ideology.
- I don't know, FunkyStuff. The way I see it trying to get infinite resources from a finite planet is a weird ideology. Globbubism seems kinda normie if you ask me.