You are going to regret this

Me: Pauses 10 minutes into my rambling, "You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you."

My Wife: "No, But that's ok. I'll know more than I did after you tell me all about it."

She's a peach. 🥰

Does it bother anyone else that the mouthpiece is not even in?

Oral essay? As in a monologue? Is cosplay involved?