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Stamets @lemmy.world

1d ago

I'll go first

god i want a fucking pizzaaaaaaaaaaa

Been stuck in my head ever since my stupid A&W post earlier

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nice, send me your address and I'll send you the pizza
- If only my many, many, many layers of anxiety and paranoia and trauma stemming from past relationships/experiences would allow for that...
  Alas I dream of the 'za. I weep for the 'za. I sob for the 'za. I shan't have the 'za. 'za too expensive.
  C'est la vie
  
  You can trust me, bro

Chicago deep dish or New York slices?
- I will kill you
  
  Do you want pizza or not?

Me too but the wife wants to cook. Why? I tell her we can afford to eat pizza every night and she says she doesn't want to eat it that much. What is wrong with her?
- Not a singular clue. Woman is clearly a psychopath. Divorce her and marry me so we can pizza together everynight. But first, as a token of our love, pizza now?
  
  Is Detroit style ok? Then meet me at Loui's and bring the parmesan
- Who wants pizza every day? That would take all of the special character away from it. Not to mention how unhealthy that would be.
  
  There are so many different pizzas, you could have a pizza every day and still never have the same thing twice. Plus if you're still following the food pyramid, pizza is like the perfect food.
  
  This sub is for pizza lovers only!

Does Lemmy even have a Random Acts of Pizza community? 🤔
The one on Imgur rocks.
- Not that I'm aware of but then I'm just the meme guy
- Seems like it would perfectly align with Lemmy's ideals.

Road trip! To Altoona!

too fat

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