If I was president there would be
If I was president there would be
a cracker barrel on every street corner
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can it have a takeout window where I can bring my own container and have em load me up with piping hot breakfast gravy for $1.39 per quart?
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Naturally, did you even have to ask?
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the squeaky mouth gets the grease!
gobble gobble 😋
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same but a literal barrel full of crackers
to feed the hungry, the mildly peckish, and people who just ate something too spicy
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Some genie is reading this and contemplating making you president just to put a literal barrel 1/4 of the way full of crackers on every street corner just so it can say "you should have specified".
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Smart. Lots of KKKrackers to get rid of after the revolution, and throwing em in barrels is a good bit.
Oh shit, you caught me. This was all a clever ruse to commit white genocide, like what's happening in South Africa. Damn you Grokkk for giving away the game