7 for me

None of the above. I'm a long sleeve shirt and full pajama bottoms person.

18 or 20, depending on how I'm feeling that day.

Been 20 for years. Wont change
- I've been 20 for most of my 43 years.
  However, we had twins recently. They're 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don't want to be a prudish family where kids aren't allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don't want to feel weird about snuggling up together.
  So... I've been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.
- Not even my smoke alarm singing the song of it's people at 4am changed that.
  Turns out they expire after a number of years and detect smoke all the time. Certainly an exciting start to the day.
- Yeah, 20 is the most comfortable set. Sometimes I use 5 if I have guests or I'm not sleeping at home. 2 very rare usually if someone is sleeping in my bed besides my wife.
  
  I started doing it due to the heat in summer, then i just kept on doing so even in winter because it is more efficient. You dont have to strip down first and then put on new clothes in the morning or the same in reverse in the evening.
  With the sleeping with others besides my partner, i always ask if its okay and that i am willing to wear underwear or pants for their comfort
- I've been sleeping as 20 since I got chickenpox as a kid. The itchiness was completely unbearable, and I never liked how much pajamas bunch up when I toss and turn anyways. Now I only wear them on the rare night that it drops below freezing.

I can't find my hat and night shirt...
- Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
  
  I got chu
  
  This thread is so close to devolving into "A Christmas Carol."
- You're number 5, assuming you're wearing it the right way.
  
  21 😏 ::: spoiler spoiler NSFW
  :::
- https://youtu.be/VFOqlan_fQI

If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.
- I'm not a woman.
  My wife has taught me how much leakage there can be, depending on the time/month.
  It's why I we have those water proof mattress covers. For ALL of our mattresses, including our kids.
- I, uh, sleep with my stuffed bra on when the dysphorias really bad
- As a teen someone repeated the myth that wearing a bra to bed can cause breast cancer, "Say no more!" said I and never did ever again.
- In some series back in the day a lady said something along the lines of "I need to start sleeping with a bra on so my boobs wont sag so much" so idk if that is a functional reason for it? Boobless here so cannot give any view on the matter otherwise.
- My wife is doing that right now! Although it's not a wired bra, it's more like a sports bra.

I fixed the image for you
- Fixed it more better
  Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works
  
  Bonus point for cropped caption!
- Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
- What about a foggy day?
  
  I've never had vaseline on a windshield on a foggy day, just on an overcast one. You'd have to try it yourself.

who tf Donald ducks it?
- Team 5 / 15 here. :)
  
  Well i hope the blanket doesn't get any funny ideas

I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
- neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
  
  You're just afraid she'll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
- 100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
  
  if it works it's not stupid
  
  Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
- If it's a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn't skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
  
  It'd have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
- My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
  
  Congratulations on your wife's big naturals
- I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.

My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear
- It is a fine line between a Pooh bear and a goblin mode. Depends if that attire stays in the bedroom I guess.
  
  I'm not sure what goblin mode is, and I'm a bit afraid to ask.

18

1 or 2

Almost always 20 :)
- Username doesn't check out
  
  Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
- It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
  
  20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won't be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don't worry too much about it.
  
  I'm a 20, l and I have dogs that occasionally wake up with the urgent need to go outside, I just keep a pair of sweat pants and an overcoat hanging in the wall. I can get into it without breaking stride.
  
  I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.
  
  I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.
  
  but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation? In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don't you think ?
  
  Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption
  
  So, Mr. Bond, we meet again ..
  
  Weirdly I'm always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it's somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.
  
  I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
  
  Do you not reuse any part of your outfit from day to day? Like do you have at least 7 different pairs of pants that you cycle through? Cause that's why I wouldn't do this, I'd rather not go out with some clothes then bring all that outside dirt into my bed.

Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.
- Donald Duck
  
  you got me there
- I mean ive never tried it. Perhaps theyre onto something?

18

Where the 18s at...?
- Dude I'm 18 for life
- I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18
  
  Same, currently
- The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3

I don't sleep.

20

20 at home, 18 somewhere else.

20 and its the only correct way
- That's what sheets are for

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?
- That's 22

im 20 and my girlfriend is 14
- my girlfriend is 14
  dials FBI
- 14 or 14?
  
  Yes

18

5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is

18 and only 18 😤

My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c

20 for as long as I can remember, and i'm convinced it's the best by far
- for as long as I can remember
  Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can't imagine that.
  And afterwards were you always living alone?
  
  even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it's guessing, been a while). I've never been living completely alone

1d20 every day

Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.
- 5 / 15 gang here, what's up?
  
  I'm guessing you don't do 10 because you just don't wear tank-tops in general. But why on earth a bra, especially if you're ditching the panties? Don't you find it uncomfortable to decompress wearing one? Do you just have unusually uncomfortable underpants?
  
  I am curious why someone would sleep with a bra, can you enligt me? I have only heard women complaining about them unless they move a lot and need the support.
- 5: it's cold around the shoulders...
- curious? about what? im that person, including the 20, ask me anything. im curious to hear whats interesting about sleeping without clothes…
  
  No clothes at all is fine but wearing only a shirt or bra is highly illegal. It just feels wrong.
- I get 5, I've known a lot of women who wear just a giant T-shirt to bed. 15 is the weird one. I've never known a woman to wear a bra to bed, and certainly nothing except a bra. Maybe they have giant, unruly breasts that need to be strapped down.
  
  I've only heard of 15 as a method of gun control

18, id like to see a statistic of this

20 is the way

2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

Anything with a top is psychopath behavior
Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.
- I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise
  
  I rest my case

I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
- This is poetry
- Glory, glory hallelujah! Glory, glory what’s it to ya? Glory, glory hallelujah, with nothing on, oh NOTHING ON AT ALL!

20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
- 20 is where it's at, for sure.
- 100%
  best pajamas are made of leather...
  I promise, I'm not a psychopath.
- Not just a German thing. Same for our family in Canada. I think it's a, not made to feel ashamed of a naked body thing.

17

People who say 20, I'm not judging you but I just can't imagine that
I grew up in small (tiny) appartment with my parrents and sharing room with my siblings
Then on college living in a room with 2 other people
Then renting an appartment with other people
Then owning an appartment with my gf
Then having kids
Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can't imagine sleeping naked
- I just can't imagine why any of those things rule out sleeping unburdened by clothes.
  I suppose I understand if you're sleeping in the same room as 2 people you're not dating. But not if you have a separate room in an apartment or have sex with the other person in the bed.
  Is this one of those weird American prudishness things?
  
  No, I'm from Slovakia.
  I don't know, it just feels weird that everytime I want to leave the room I need to first put on clothes. Like going for bathroom or have a glass of water (providing I live in an appartment with other people). Or even in the morning it feels weird, I sleep in my pyjamas so I usually wake up, have a breakfast, a cofee and only then I dress up for work. But I'm not saying which way is better, it's just weird to me.
  And kids are a completely separate category where they can wake you up at any moment or you need to jump out of the bed to solve an emergency
- I actually got that from my dad, who to this day sleeps naked. I never had to share a room with people for an extended period of time, but have had all other situations and always slept naked. Including going to the toilet at night bare assed. Worst case my roomies are gonna catch a glimpse of my ding-a-ling.
  Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
  
  Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.
  Yeah I guess that helps :) I'm pretty shy, I don't want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling
- Your nudity isn't your problem tbh.
- Aphantasia, huh? 😔
- What difference does most of that make? Sharing a room with others, sure. But I don't walk around the house hanging dong just because I sleep in the buff. I put on some pj pants and a shirt, at minimum, to leave the room. My roommates have never cared what i slept in as long as it didn't flash them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
  My wife and I have our own room. I have a door, it is shut at night while I'm asleep and doesn't open again until I get dressed in the morning. If you open it in that time and see penis and scrote or hairy ass cheeks, that's on you. I don't care if you're a roommate asking me a question, a 6 year old that had a nightmare, or a fireman saving my life. You know what you risked when you turned the knob. If you give me a second of heads up or wake me and then wait for a sec, I'll put on something. But I'm not sleeping in twisted up boxers with sweaty nuts sticking to my legs to make life more comfortable and convenient for everyone else in the house.
- So I am a 20, but I agree I didn't start until we got our own place. Now I'm 20 all the time or 19 if I have my period. My husband has been an 18 since I met him
  *Edited to add: we are DINKWADS.
  
  Dual income no kids but what is the rest? What does the WADS stand for?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- I CAST NAP NAP

20
If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.
- This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.
  
  Ew wdf
- My thighs touch each other in the wrong way, when I'm sleeping on my side. I need something smooth between them.
  
  I have a body pillow and/or my partner for that, clothes aren't thick enough.
- REALEST COMMENT HERE
- So this somehow doesn't apply to blankets and bedsheets?
  
  Yes and no. In an ideal situation, those are smooth surfaces and it isn't a problem. There are situations were they can be bunched up and not as smooth of course, but that's at least for me less of an occurrence than with clothes.

20

5/10 are Donald Duck, 15 is Daisy Duck

21: using somebody else's skin as pajamas

Always 18

20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly

20 if I showered, 3 if I didn't

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.
- U should check under your bed
  
  Yeah, maybe the dust bunnies strip me at night.

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.
- Hey, not cool! 5 / 15 crowd here.
  
  Ah good, you people are identifying yourselves. We'll have a bus to collect shortly, pack an island appropriate sleeping shirt you freak.

1 (plus socks):
Also, who's out there doing 10 or 15? I need answers.
- Team 15 right here!
  
  Explain yourself.
- I prefer 20, but sometimes I'll read on my phone in bed as 10, then accidentally fall asleep.

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

Like 1 but long sleeves.

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.
- Truth!