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HARD DRIVE FULL
HARD DRIVE FULL
HARD DRIVE FULL

Bridgecrew: SIR!!!! The main computer is malfunctioning and its running out of storage space!!!! Life support is going offline!!

Now you have me trying to remember if we ever see her feet in the show. Darn you, Stamets.

Maybe in the Klingon martial arts episode?

Computer, generate eight-foot-tall versions of girlfriend, reprogrammed with severe maternal instincts.

Reprogram then to think that sitting on my face is taking care of me.

Additionally, add to them an extreme need to pee while sitting, completely unskipable.

Generate goggles for me and Increase my olfactory receptors sensitivity by a factor of 5000%

Increase their erogenous areas sensitivity by a factor of 10000% as well

Disengage ALL safety protocols.

Execute and run program.

I hope that's the 17th file and not something creepier.