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threelonmusketeers @sh.itjust.works

1d ago

Only three words

Source: X1, X2

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Once,
The end.

Trump elected president.

The shuttle exploded.

There goes Earth.

Don't push the--

The dog died

Never fly again.

stand up meeting
- Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups? In my current and previous jobs we spend around 1 hour once a week discussing what each person is working on, usually with some quick side chats about small issues we run into.
  I've always experienced these as quite useful and never hear too much complaining about it.
  
  As long as all participants respect the law of standup, it's cool.
  You get a person who thinks it's open mic night?
  Ruined and made into daily hell.

Dead. The end.

she bit it :(

I trusted you.
- I vote this one, I literally think of these words to myself often these days

Sorry... I farted.

This isn't normal

not this again

Oops I survived

load-bearing drywall
- Oh dear.
- Now that's a blast from the past

did it blow up again?

Time to go.
- Aw, that one's even worse than the one about the run-over cat. At least the cat (or was it dog?) story had a funny ending!

"Removed by moderator"
- "[ Removed by Reddit ]"

Wedding after war

I have herpes

Fascist still breathing

Mission Commander Bezos

He was re-elected.

No fuck Friday.

Biopsy is positive.
You've had enough.
Pizza sauce stain.
Bonus:
Live action remake.

Good dog, stay.
- Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

Somehow Palpatine returned

The prequel to "Unplanned Fleet Downsizement".

Oligarchs incinerated Earth.

Billionaires Ruin Space
- aka The Expanse
  
  How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.
  Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.

Baby shoes unused.
- ^the ^original
  For sale: baby
  ^and ^the ^sequel
  Shoes, never worn.
- :(

Mayday mayday nevermind.

My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.
- Do you work for a launch company? :P

"Not without incident"
- Oh! Equilibrium in the wild.

Player two, guilty!

So died Democracy.
- How is this not top Comment?

Governments underestimated exponentiality.

No lube wank

Trump is Dictator

I just had a flashback to the last time i asked a girl out
- So the three words would be, "flashback, got denied."?
  
  Try, try again

Spicy food! Crap.

I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...

Hate rules America.

"Unchecked fascist regime"
Or just 2 words: "unchecked fascism"
- trump 3rd term

This my existence.

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