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threelonmusketeers @sh.itjust.works

3w ago

Only three words

Source: X1, X2

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load-bearing drywall
- Oh dear.
- Now that's a blast from the past

Somehow Palpatine returned

"Removed by moderator"
- "[ Removed by Reddit ]"

Baby shoes unused.
- ^the ^original
  For sale: baby
  ^and ^the ^sequel
  Shoes, never worn.
- :(

"Not without incident"
- Oh! Equilibrium in the wild.

Good dog, stay.
- Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

Mayday mayday nevermind.

Biopsy is positive.
You've had enough.
Pizza sauce stain.
Bonus:
Live action remake.

So died Democracy.
- How is this not top Comment?

I trusted you.
- I vote this one, I literally think of these words to myself often these days

The prequel to "Unplanned Fleet Downsizement".

No lube wank

Dead. The end.

Trump elected president.
- Trump elected. Again.

Sorry... I farted.

stand up meeting
- Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups? In my current and previous jobs we spend around 1 hour once a week discussing what each person is working on, usually with some quick side chats about small issues we run into.
  I've always experienced these as quite useful and never hear too much complaining about it.
  
  As long as all participants respect the law of standup, it's cool.
  You get a person who thinks it's open mic night?
  Ruined and made into daily hell.
  
  It's just awful. It's artificial and stupid, like sprints and SCRUM. Most of the times it's just some PM's wet dream so they can feel like they're managing stuff.
  All the stuff you need to know you already know. And all the stuff you want to know you can just ask outside of the stupid meeting too.
  In theory it's a good concept. But in reality it's just a time wasting event that accomplishes nothing. A good stand up would not be weekly but occasionally when it needs to.
  Also this is a contradiction:
  Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups?
  never hear too much complaining about it
  I guess nobody will complain during a stand up.

Billionaires Ruin Space
- aka The Expanse
  
  How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.
  Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.

Trump wins again.

Don't push the--

she bit it :(

Oops I survived

I just had a flashback to the last time i asked a girl out
- So the three words would be, "flashback, got denied."?
  
  Try, try again

I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...

Mission Commander Bezos

Never fly again.

My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.
- Do you work for a launch company? :P

The shuttle exploded.

Hate rules America.

not this again

Fascist still breathing

Governments underestimated exponentiality.

Time to go.
- Aw, that one's even worse than the one about the run-over cat. At least the cat (or was it dog?) story had a funny ending!

Spicy food! Crap.

Oligarchs incinerated Earth.

I have herpes

Wedding after war

He was re-elected.

did it blow up again?

This isn't normal

The dog died

There goes Earth.

"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" sounds like a Carcass song/album title.

Try that button.

Player two, guilty!

Once,
The end.

"Unchecked fascist regime"
Or just 2 words: "unchecked fascism"
- trump 3rd term

Maybe next time.

Trump is Dictator

No fuck Friday.

This my existence.

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