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  • I guess if it was a daily unlimited good pizza party instead of a small raise given as long as I had the job; then maybe it would be a better deal.

    If I'm either getting an extra $100 a month or $20 of pizza every day.. I think pizza wins.

    What are the chances we get daily free pizza?

    If it's not daily: I'd take the money. If daily: I'd have to think about it.

    If you read this far and it's not clear: I'm joking.

  • Eat your single allocated slice of pizza, employee. Be grateful you're getting a pittance and go back to work. Bathroom breaks are now a privilege. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

  • Maybe I want some tequila with my pizza. Maybe I like a set of toppings that never gets ordered at a pizza party. Maybe I want to hire a hooker to feed me the pizza. Wanting cash instead of pizza enables all of this and more.

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