Pets
Pets
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"Its shitposting all over the carpet. And you think thats cute?"
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now it's reposting it all over the place. honey, i think we should call the vet.
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I would totally be happy being a robot's pet. I bet they'd give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.
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Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.
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Sometimes I get sad I have no one with this kind of humor and the language skills to share memes like this with.
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You can send them to me. I love this kinda stuff.
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You gotta get that human a second human, they're so much easier to take care of when there's two of them! Make sure they're neutered though, don't want to take care of a litter!
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We'd make great pets
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I'm hoping this is partly a Porno for Pyros reference.
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Naturally
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My bots always try to get me to buy micro transactions and toxic radioactive herbal medicine from China.
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I have started actively refusing games with microtransactions and it's great
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But that black salve seems so efficient in removing blemishes (by dissolving the top skin layers)
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A human on a leash walks past another human on a leash. They lock eyes on their t-shirts.
"Team Jacob sucks!"
"No, Team Edward sucks harder!"
"Jacob sucks the most!"
"Edward was sucking before Jacob was even born!"
"Jacob sucks more in a single year than Edward sucks in several extended lifetimes!"
"Edward sucks full time though, whereas Jacob only sucks part-time!"
... etc
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I'm gonna get an upvote cat toy and wave it at the puppygirls
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I for one volunteer!
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Where do I sign up?
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moby from brainpop if he didn't have paint
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