The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I'd normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence "I care about this alot," this is what I imagine:
she originated the alot AND the “clean all the things!/clean ALL the things?” memes, and it feels like hardly anyone even knows about the blog hahahah
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i mean. I'll be honest its slightly warranted on this Reddit screenshot of a Facebook Screenshot of a link to an article. i would've just scrolled past because I can't be bothered to decipher which screenshot is the one with the punchline.
I’d like a smocking gun… doing it by hand is tedious!
Oof, alot and smocking in one post. Still, it is a great find.