AN AMERIKKKAN FUCKIN POPE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
AN AMERIKKKAN FUCKIN POPE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
FUCK OFFFFFF
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Given how fast this went, the fix was in well before Francis died. Obviously we'd prefer "Woke Pope" but this guy looks designed in a lab to break the spine of the US Tradcaths.
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Pope Leo XIV is the first North American to be elected pope, and the first pope to come from an English-speaking country since Adrian IV in the 12th century, as well as the first American and Peruvian pope.
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The Vatican will become a concealed-carry state
The new popemobile is a Ford F-150
Extra fries with communion
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Wine as the blood of christ? No way LIBERAL - we're chugging BUD LIGHT.
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Wait Bud Light is WOKE, we need Natty Light
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Next election they're gonna coal roll people in front of the chapel until there's a new pope
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"Cardinal George of Chicago, of happy memory, was one of my great mentors, and he said: 'Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope.'
Head of the White House Commission on Religious Liberty literally days ago
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But that trend was reversed on Thursday, and Prevost's name had popped up repeatedly amid the gossip over leading contenders for the role of pontiff.
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Lol that's some grade A cope
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Robert Barron was appointed by President Trump to the new White House Commission on Religious Liberty
Robert Barron
robber-baron
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Synthesis:
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amerikkkan pope is a recession indicator
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new popemobile is a fat ass SUV that doesn't fit on tiny European streets
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Not even a chain-smoking Jude Law smh
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The Yung Pope
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Wtf I hate DEI now
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And yet they just elected the Servus Servorum DEI
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Alright we getting a McDonald’s and a Bass Pro Shop in Vatican City
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I'm pretty sure there's a McDonald's in Vatican city already (or like right at the border).
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I hope it's like the one in Memphis Tennessee, so it's like a bigass crazy pyramid.
the Etruscan brainpan will seize at such savage, barbarous geometries being deployed among their sacred ovoids.
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Pope Burger I
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History continues to follow the most funniest paths.
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preparing for St. Burgers Day celebrations
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Pope? More like POOP amirite???
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always was
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R u kidding me, this is hilarious. Please be s maga pope
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