Credit to Steve Nelson | Twonks
Credit to Steve Nelson | Twonks
Credit to Steve Nelson | Twonks
Pretending to care about baby photos isn't hard. Keeping up the act when the baby isn't in remotely photogenic, now that's award winning acting.
I didn't know what premature babies were my first time in the maternity ward. "Eww why those babies so ugly‽‽‽" I said out loud (no filter lol) to the embarrassment of all my companions.
Breathtaking
My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, then hands her to me I look at my newborn and say
Damn that’s a ugly baby Damn that’s a ugly ass baby I’m feeling quite concerned, my semen must’ve turned ‘Cause damn that’s an ugly baby
Oh wow this brings back memories
Damn that's a ugly formatting... (Dunno what happened)
These drawings remind me of Playmobil figures.
The only reason I don't have an Oscar is because the committee that decides who wins them has never seen me pretend to be okay and normal.
Can you prove that you're pretending, hmm?