2mo ago

Future news article when I'm inevitably arrested in this shithole of a country

"DEADNAME" (Hestia) has been arrested. Authorities state that they have found bags full of drugs (estrogen) and numerous hard drives full of illicit films. (Indian cinema)

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I'd rather they shoot me tbh
- Idk. Maybe I'd get a free vacation out of it. I always wanted to go to a blacksite in El Salvador.
- Its unsafe for me to have a gun and unfortunately you're probably right. Maybe I will finally get to meet some cool people irl.
You have multiple bags worth of E? Damn, I’ll never be as cool as you with my measly 3 month supply.
- Someone's gotta be a dealer in the days to come
you're getting a news story? lucky. I'm getting disappeared into a van
what's a few of your favorite Indian films? :o
- Bahubali and RRR are very good absurd action movies.
  
  I need to watch them! What do you think about Dil Se and Kal Ho Na Ho?

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