Dad what's your best dad joke?

I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to refract

Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

Mine don't translate well to English. Judging by the way my teenager sighs, rolls their eyes, and closes the door, I'll assume they are pretty good

Hey Kiddo, what's brown and sounds like a bell?