Credit to Ricky Hawkins | Inky Rickshaw
Credit to Ricky Hawkins | Inky Rickshaw
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Me playing Elder Scrolls games.
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Merchant: "Gee, I wonder where all my stuff went? My shelves are all completely empty!"
Me: "Hey good morning, would you like to buy everything that the merchant down the street owns?"
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Must have been the wind
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"What's that, how did the unique, one of a kind golden claw that I just returned to you end up in my inventory? You're mistaken this isn't the golden claw. It's the.... gilded claw. Very different. Wanna buy it?"
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Down the street? I just sell it to the merchant I stole it from!
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And now the merchant’s guild has put an open contract on your head for 20,000 gold, the equivalent of several million dollars. Time to retreat to the feywilds with a few wheelbarrows of foodstuffs to shift your bounty elsewhere.
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Rookie error for a goblin merchant... Come on...
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Speechcraft +11
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This is why you put glyphs of warding on the merchandise
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Time is money, friend.
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We'll conduct business when you put some pants on.
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I can hear it.
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