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  • I still remember the screams of our enemies as the duck cast "Turn into bread" followed by "Summon ravenous flock".

  • After fourteen years I left the sea, for a life upon a lake
    After all the storms I'd seen, I needed a good break
    I thought still waters would mean peace for me
    But that was a mistake
    For the place I chose was bedevilled by a giant, evil drake

    A mallard of such malice, twice the size of any man
    A bill to give you nightmares and a monsterous wingspan
    You cannot hope to fight it, so avoid him if you can
    That terrifying waterfoul, the beast beyond the dam

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