Good thing there isn't any of that in MY good Elder Scrolls games!

As long they don’t add pronouns. God forbid grammar in my games.
- in my the games
  Please think of the children
- They made body type 1 & 2!!
  OH THE HUMANITY!!
  I NEED a mod to fix this thing that I literally only see for 5 seconds and then never again! I'm literally crying and shaking from the pain!
  
  The problem with "body type" is that it is actually a gender selector too, but they don't tell you that. If you're body type 1 NPCs refer to you as she/her, and if you're body type 2 NPCs refer to you as he/him. They needed to add a separate pronoun option, but didn't, so right now the body type option is just the gender option but pretending not to be.
  
  I wish they would stop acting like snowflakes and then call liberals snowflakes. Liberals just want to treat humans like humans, while conservatives act butthurt about everything.
  
  They let people EDIT THEIR CHARACTERS in the CHARACTER EDITOR!
  
  EXACTLY! That mod is so needed.
  I am joking. Honestly, it's fantasy game, if they wanna have that, let them. Now somebody should simply make one choice "no schlong" and the other "no boobs" and be done with it. ^^
- There was a mod posted on Nexus, which has been so controversial apparently, that the mods had to remove the comments section on it, and post a screenshot of why it was taken down at first.
  Like, I just DON'T get it man. Who. The. Fuck. Cares. if there are type 1 and type 2 instead of male and female? I created my character, the exact way I wanted (minus scars, but oh well) and am already moving onto Dark Brotherhood quests. Having a blast, actually!
  I just don't get the OBSESSION with people's genitalia. At all. Pisses me off. Sorry.
  
  No need to be sorry. It pisses me off as well.
  It’s just extra customization options in the character creation screen. If you don’t want to use it, don’t use it. For some, these extra options are great additions. Why go great lengths to deny their enjoyment?
  
  You should see the Steam discussion pages - I went there today due to a quest bug to see if there was anyone else with the problem or answer to it and the whole thread has been nerfed by idiots posting crap like " This is why Trump won". I never would have even noticed or cared about the stupid option otherwise.
- All non-proper objects will henceforth be known as MEEP, embrace the MEEP, extinguish the he/she/him/her/it/they/them/my/mine/their/theirs/our/ours/your/yours/we/yall/yalls.
  Watch how well it works.
  """Meep went to the park and meep enjoyed some toast. Afterwards, Alex took meep bread to feed the ducks. Meep enjoyed feeding the ducks. Meep were thinking of getting some ducks of meep meep, but that's a story meep will tell later."""
  Clearly superior, solved. Next.
  
  When a khajiit calls themself 'this one' is 'this one' technically a pronoun? I'm honestly unsure about the grammar for that.
  
  aww, you forgot my favourite pronoun: one. ie, oldschool meep.
  
  Moopsy!

made a racist conservative
Half of TES lore is about racism, oblivion even got a racism table for all the playable races.
- I love playing khajiit. The slurs NPCs throw at me make me feel a little more alive.
  
  After Tamriel Rebuilt and OpenMW have their next releases, I am absolutely playing as a khajiit through Morrowind's main quest.
- Skyims civil war plotline's main theme is racism. Wtf is op playing?
  
  yeah racism from the fascist thalmor not the stormcloaks
  a couple of literal bums in windhelm isnt enough proof of racism in stormcloaks, and hell, go read the journal of the dark elf those bum ass nords bully when you walk into windhelm, youll find that dark elf is manager of the docks and will take away the argonians rations if they make a mistake while working
  not to mention the gray quarter is only the gray quarter slums it is because the dark elves that live there asked ulfric not to help them or have guards patrol that area because they want to govern themselves, and ulfric let them. in his own damn city

Morrowind is a nuanced exploration of colonialism, thematically similar to Things Fall Apart. You want to read Morrowind with a copy of The Wretched of the Earth and Orientalism next to you for the full experience.
- I'm currently playing OpenMW as Argonian and I'm glad a volcanic eruption took that shithole island out. Bunch of jerks!
  
  That and dragon age as an elf were wonderful, because you play through as the 'superior' race (dark elf / human for morrowind/dragon age) first and don't even realize how fucked up it can be. Each time I just happened to play that order and it was amazing.
- Things Fall Apart
  Now on my to-read list!
  
  It's a great book but leaves you feeling sad and angry
  
  Great yams
- I sincerely hope this is the next remaster.
  
  But then you’d probably lose things like Tamriel Rebuilt. I think you can get a “remastered” experience with texture packs/MGE or even delve into the dark magic that is OpenMW.
  Or Morroblivion hahaha. Wonder if my voice files are in there somewhere still.

Look, Dagoth Ur was clearly into some drag.
- "How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence."
  Go off Queen!
  
  Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Bitches!

And some pathetic people are upset that about the type 1/2 body selection 😂 fucking weird world some people live in.

I mean it is kind of questionable to have the only melaninated characters all belong to the same fantasy "race" that all share the same characteristics like being physically gifted at sports...
- Ok fine, we can have one more that's got dark skin as a curse.
  
  In Warcraft orcs were deceived into thinking light skin was a blessing from the gods. In reality it's poisoning from fel demons
- "melaninated" makes it sound like these people had melanin added after they were born... like a reverse michael jackson
  
  what's the opposite of "hee hee"? "eeh eeh"?
- Oh it gets worse.. I've heard picking Redguard gives you a nerf to intelligence.
  Yikes if true
  I wouldn't know because I picked a Lusty Argonian Maid
  
  Not a nerf, but int is their lowest stat. In Morrowind they start at 30 in Int and Wil, but that's actually roughly the average intelligence of the people of Vvardenfell (given most of them are country bumpkins after all, most people in TES would be fucking stupid). This is actually kinda weird given the lore of Yokudan sword-singers (magic, which would need those stats, but I get the feel it's a balancing thing)
  What might be worse is the dark skinned race technically isn't even from Tamriel or Nirn, they're the descendents of the Yokudans, who walked sideways from the last timeline into this one. They're literally not of this world or timeline
- Only melaninated human characters. Bosmer, Dunmer, Khajit, and certainly Argonians definitely have pigmented skin tones.

There's a god of gender fluid?
- All the Daedric Princes appear as male and female at different times, apparently.
  
  Except for Hermaeus Mora, who could do that but doesn't give a fuck and appears as random seafood garbage.
  
  They usually have a favored appearance, though. Azura, for example, almost never manifests a masculine avatar. Boethiah shifts back and forth so much that their followers in Skyrim are depicted as switching pronouns mid sentence when referring to them.
- https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Boethiah

Who was the gay crusader?
- Pelinal Whitestrake
  
  Apt name.
- The Man that makes Elves hear boss music.
  
  PELINAL

Isn't Whitestrake is canonically Bi?
- bi erasure strikes again