Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.
It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.
- Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times
- The knee-slapping before leaving transcends cultures. Classic.

Sleepy Don.
Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.
- drowsy donnie.
  droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.
  
  In the biblical sense?
- He’s praying.
  I’m joking, of course, but I’m sure there are people saying this.

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???
- Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral
- “I just had a great phone call with him”

He's just showing that he's the least woke
- I see !dadjokes@lemmy.world is leaking again.

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.
- There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.
  
  Karma is what you make it
  
  #Truth
  
  Only god knows if there b god
- this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting
- A place that has protected child abusers? Seems more like his place.
- That would require religion to be correct and its god to actually do anything. Neither of those things are true.

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?
- Dozing Donny
  
  OK you win

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.
...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.
- Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?
  
  Not a tan suit though.
- Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.
  
  Seem a lot darker than Trump's suit
  
  He’s being criticized too. Everyone that showed up in something other than black is a narcissistic dumbfuck.
- Being a full time dick is hard.
  It's obviously exhausting.
- More likely he shit his diaper and it ruined the black suit so he had no choice but the blue.
- red maga suit wouldve been based , especially while sleeping

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him
- I'm certain the orange shitstain was drooling too.
  
  Mango Mussolini, don't picture him in a bikini.

“Sleepy Joe,” huh
- I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep
  
  Thanks obama
- Every accusation is a confession.

Hopefully his is next.
- get a bunch of clowns to be his pallbearers

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.
- It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?
- Did you see the pope's ridiculous costume? Couldn't even wear a suit to his own funeral.

Probably with full diapers...

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol
- it would make me reconsider faith....
  I mean not long but still
  
  God exists, and He has a pretty dark humour
- Would have made a believer out of me

That’s our president
- He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.
  
  Sad but true.
- Change the channel, Melania!

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.
I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.
As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"
Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit
- Culturally in the states? I believe the funeral was in the Vatican, so follow their cultural rules (which happen to coincide), not yours.
  
  Heads of state generally keep their cultural garb at meetings regardless of country. It's why it was double stupid to insult Zelenskyy the way they did. But this faux pas is a distraction. There's no use wasting energy on Trump's outfit when he's deporting infants who are us citizens.

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?
- Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.
  
  Some people say he would be a great Pope. The best Pope.
- Bernie for Pope!

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.
- nothing? not even golfing?
  
  He is required to do that everyday. That way we know he is fit bc he wins all the tournaments.

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.
This guy…
- Prince William also wore a blue suit
  
  That's a dark blue suit though, matching the dress code. Trump wore a much brighter blue.
- Does he even own a (black) suit?
  
  I mean, I'm pretty sure he could get one quickly... He's got plenty of money from all the bribes he's been soliciting...

Credit: https://bsky.app/profile/criminalsimpsons.com/post/3lnqubrxnyc2a
- Should post that in https://sh.itjust.works/c/simpsonsshitposting
  That’s bloody brilliant

- The Doctor using sexism to control the government
  
  Wasn't that a reference to Thatcher? Not women in general.
  
  You clearly missed the point of that scene.

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!
-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

Drowsy Don...Sad!
- Sleepy DonOLD Trump

- Such a bad AI upscale, doesn't even look like him.
  
  Also, what's happened to Melania, with her veil and look of loathing?

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

Destroying democracy must be tiring

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.
Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

What a fucking moron.

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.
- Hmm I thought he was having an inconspicuous wank. There is allegedly not much to wank so he could probably pull it off without raising much trouble.I am só so sorry.

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

Wakes up suddenly .... jumps up and starts clapping and pumping his fists in the air .... YES! YES! ... LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! AMERICA!!!!

This song is dedicated to that guy in the white house it's called we hate you please die
- His gravestone will be hidden to prevent constant vandalism
  
  It will be the world's most popular urinal !
- Sweet. I love this one.

Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing

Me hearing about Trump.
Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.
This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.

Hopefully the day he nods off like this and doesn’t wake up is coming soon.

Do we have a video of this pose for like 30 seconds or anything?
Or is this like a mid-yawn capture?
- Even then, have some decency and at least yawn behind a hand or arm, and don't sit like a petulant toddler.
  Which is what this guy basically is.

vs. Zelenski in the white house.

Listen once you've gotten to his age, you've been to a lot of funerals. They're all the same, nothing exciting happens, and the guest-of-honor definitely could not care less.
- You'd think he'd know how to dress for one.

Awww lil guy is all tuckered out.
Also I’m told leading a hostile Nazi takeover is exhausting

Slob.

Somebody needs to make a AI slop out of this where Trump is singing "Oh Danny Boy".

I cannot stop being utterly convinced that this guy is just funny valentine
- steel ball run confused the fuck out of me like this guy went from fat and ugly to absolutely bae and Gucci
  
  There are some questionable acts that can be done at a reasonable price

- WHAT DID IT SAY

Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)
- Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.

At least he wore a suit!
- A blue one.
  
  Like Lula Da silva
  And many other people

Nothing wrong with being old and getting some shuteye.
- Except being a raging douche canoe exempts you from approved old people naps
  
  And that’s why it is stupid to mock this idiot for napping.