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irelephant [he/him] @programming.dev

23h ago

My BMI? NaN.

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Fify.

That just means that as their mass approached infinity their volume approached zero. The person is simply a black hole.
- It's possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.
  
  Only if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?
  
  I've known a few kids I'd like to kick in the asymptote.
- And if it's a male child, then he's a black hole son.
- Not so fast, we don't know that a black hole has a singularity. It's more like, the math divided by zero, and we shrugged, and went, well, I guess that doesn't work.
  
  That's what a singularity is. It's literally a maths term for an undefined point in a function.
- That's a lot of Fight Milk for that much mass cultivation.

Absolute unit

You wouldn't be obese, you'd be OBOSE.

advanced "your mama" joke

Shit I'm sorry for your infinitely obese son :/

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