Eight month birthday

His name can only be read as Käidjaik, not Kendrick.

Maybe this is like Tesla's odometers, but for birthdays?

The entire family is dumb as rocks.
It'd be hilarious if daddy dumb dumb wasnt a cult leader with so much power.
- Teddy may have turned 8mo in that meme, but you sir/madam turned 1yo today (on Lemmy). So happy cake day to you!
  
  Ha! Thanks
- It surprises me how stupid people seem to get power easily.
  Happy cake day btw.
  
  Confidence will get you very far in many fields. Unfortunately, more intelligent people are aware there are things they do not know and rarely have the confidence levels comparable to that of a dimwit.

Maybe due to all of the accomplishments of the Cheeto king's administration life expectancy will be measured in months to hide the fact that our collective life expectancy has been drastically reduced. When you got studies coming out saying that the poorest European lives about as long as the richest American, well you know you got a problem.
- If 8 months equals a birthday, which used to be 12 months
  And that's reflective of shortened life spans
  Then life expectancy is 2/3 of what it was (8/12 = 2/3)
  And I only expected to live to at most 60 before (obesity)
  But I turn 40 this year...
  Well, it's been nice knowing you all o7
- I did not think that was real. But it really is...

What are you guys talking about, my birth day is a weekly recurring event. I was born on a Saturday so I'm now 2078 weeks old.
I am very normal.
- Wth? That's a birth week. That's not how normal people celebrate.
  I'm coming over tomorrow to show you how to properly do birthdays. Also, do you know a place where I can find 14,000+ candles for your cake?
  
  No, that’s not true. A birth week recurs yearly, not weekly.
  A birth day is the day on which you were born, say Saturday, and you’ll have one of those every week.
  A birth week is the number of the week in which you were born, say week 14, and it takes a year before it’s week 14 again. Same interval as a birth month.
  A birth date only occurs once. It’ll never be July 4, 1981 ever again.
  This is all very normal and logical. Beep boop.
- Happy Birthday!
  
  Thank you! You are welcome to join me next week when I celebrate my 2079th birth day.
- World might be a better place if everyone treated their birthdays like the Sabbath and celebrated and relaxed once a week

Never fails to amaze me how out of touch with reality they are.
- and stupid. Don't forget stupid.
  
  Also evil. Mostly evil.

Gross, they're making more of them.
- I don’t like picking on young kids no matter who their parents are. That kid has a chance to break the cycle like any of us do.
  
  I was hoping Barron would turn out somewhat less psycho, but by all accounts that apple hasn’t fallen very far from the tree at all
  
  "now remember, you have a chance to go against your family, be disowned, lose all your possessions and shortcuts in life, but do something positive in life"
  "I'll weigh my options and give it some consideration"
  and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
  
  You're missing my point. I would rather they'd not have bred. I'm not saying to harm or judge the kids as babies...
  I sense you're one of those people who argues with people who prefer not to have children, telling them they're lacking any purpose in life because they didn't breed. Hope that's wrong but this comment gives off similar vibes.
  Edit: looks like the downvoters are exactly the type I described
  
  You're the reason Trump was elected.

Happy unbirthday Theodore

In Dutch, birthday translates to "verjaardag" where "jaar" means "year" and "dag" means day, so the literal meaning of "verjaardag" comes down to "the day you grow one year older". By that logic, the day a baby grows one month older could be named "vermaanddag", where "maand" means month. It's not a real word but it's a good pun and it would get the idea across. Unfortunately it doesn't work in English.
- dag
  y'like dags?
- Anniversary comes from annum, which means year, so you could have a monthversary maybe
  
  month in latin is mensis (I'm told) so mensiversary
- To be slightly absurd: Every day is a day you are one year older than the same day the previous year
  
  ok
- We have "årsdag" in Swedish too, but it's a general term used for stuff other than birthdays ("födelsedag")

What the fuck is Theodore?
- Ted. People tend to have longer names that then get shortened for everyday use.
  
  Is that so, Ma?

My wife has a one month birthday every month as well.

Her family is living in the mad hatters tea party

It is when your tripping balls off bubby's coke
- !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

I think it's rather common around me to throw a tiny celebration each months on the first year. A treat and a small message to the family never hurts 🤷
Plus, 8 months is super round, it's a power of two and 2/3 of a year ☝️🤓
- Yeah, we didn't celebrate but we were very aware of each month passing in the first year of our children. Especially since it is a time where they develop very fast. A five month old baby is very different to a eight month old baby. The first year felt like reinventing the whole family routines every couple of weeks.
  So, yeah. There are things to make fun of and ridicule about the Trumps, but beeing happy that a person you love and have a conection to is getting older and changing is not one of them for me. Regardless of who is doing it.
- Lol, you got lots of down votes friend, but I too appreciate the number 8. It's nice and it's twice my favorite number.
  Poor kid will never get an un-birthday though. 😭
  Anyway, happy un-birthday to YOU! 🫵 AND You! 👉
  
  https://youtu.be/c_7Q6dCS-e0
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvqrAwrAs1A

It's kind of normal for families to celebrate month-birthdays of babies.
- That's stupid and makes no sense.
  I celebrate every occasion that the child's age doubles, starting from the first second.
  
  Curiosity triggered. Ignoring leap years because it only changes the days a little at the end:
  Second doublings (6): 1s, 2s, 4s, 8s, 16s, 32s
  Minute doublings (6): 1:04, 2:08, 4:16, 8:32, 17:04, 34:08
  Hour doublings (5): 1:08:16, 2:16:32, 4:33:04, 9:06:08, 18:12:16
  Day doublings (8):
  1d 12:24:32
  3d 00:49:04
  6d 01:38:08
  12d 03:16:16
  24d 06:32:32
  48d 13:05:04
  97d 02:10:08
  194d 04:20:16
  ⬆️ 27 celebrations in first year of life | up to 7 celebrations past first year ⬇️
  1y 23d 08:40:32
  2y 46d 17:21:04
  4y 93d 10:42:08
  8y 186d 21:24:16
  17y 8d 18:48:32
  34y 17d 13:37:04
  68y 35d 03:14:08
  definitely dead
  136y 70d 06:28:16
  
  Found the programmer.
  
  I celebrate every prime number.
- Yeah but I didn't call my son's 8 months his "birthday" for exactly this reason
- Its not a birthday if its not the day you were born. I can see celebrating it though.
- I have never said “happy birthday” outside of a proper year change. Marking the months isn’t the same.
- Look, I know you've been given enough downvotes so I won't add to them but this is just not true.
  I have what most people would consider a metric fuck tonne of kids and I love the ever loving shit out of every one of them but never once have we celebrated their 8th month of existence.
  None of my friends or family have ever done anything so utterly weird either.
  It's just weird. So weird that I question the validity of the original post.
- 1 month old, 6 months old, 3 or 9 months old, maybe.. but eight? nah, mate. that ain't a thing.
  take your every-month picture for the scrapbook. but 'celebrate' or party or to whore-out on social for fake likes? nope.
- Yeah, we took photos of the kids in the same chair each month in the first year. It wasn't like we had parties, but this is normal new baby stuff. Plenty of legitimate reasons to hate the Trumps. Dogpiling on them for shit like this is petty and reinforces the right-wing narrative that the attacks are personal.
  
  The attacks are personal, the whole family are evil fucking Nazis.
  
  Did you ever say “happy birthday” to them on those months? Because I sure didn’t. That would be very weird. She did that because she’s weird. It’s literally not her kid’s birthday.
  This also wasn’t some text to the family group chat. This was whoring out her infant son to the world on social media to look human for a second while she and her family work to dismantle a country.
  I feel bad for Theodore, honestly. I get what you’re saying, we shouldn’t knock them just for doing every day things. But this was unusual and frankly I have no more sympathy for anyone with the last name Trump who isn’t a child during all of this
  
  I also feel the need to add that it doesn’t matter whether or not you fuel the right wing attacks. They have a persecution complex. They make shit up if they have to. Nothing made them angrier than the fact that the Obamas were a happy family, so what did they do? They attacked his wife and kids relentlessly anyway. Then they turn around and say “the radical left” are so mean.
  It’s not about truth. It’s about fueling the fire and serving red meat 24/7. They will do it with or without your help.
  
  I got plenty of personal attacks for them.
  If I speak up too loudly my wife and son have to flee the country.
  How's that? Have I earned it? DO YOU MFERS HEAR ME