Critical Damage
Critical Damage
48 comments
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Joke's on you, I'm on a PC, not a phone.
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I’m taking a shit. It’s either memes or existential dread, so I’m doing this.
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Be careful, don't sit too long!
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Jokes on you, I normally go on here when I'm eating
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counterspell: quickly scroll past without dwelling on it
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You shall not pass!
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You have no power here!
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I'm dual wielding, poop and phone. I cannot be stopped.
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Damn it, I failed my save. Full damage, I guess.
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FUCK. my alarms went off 30 minutes ago I need to get out of bed do shit.
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I have my phone charging pad in my living room. If I needed an alarm I would use my old clock, but these days I wake up at first light, because I have two furry 75 pound alarm clocks that won't let me sleep. Previous to fostering them, I would wake up and get up immediately, because I don't have any entertainment in my bedroom. It makes falling asleep and waking up much easier for me.
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Bah, I waste my time on my computers.
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"You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting."
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jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.
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Counter with awareness of the alternative:
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That Exxon sign is ridiculously tall.
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If memory serves, this is Breezewood, PA; about the middle of the state of Pennsylvania, along the PA turnpike. It's an easy on/off between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that doesn't sell you convenience food at turnpike rest stop captive prices.
Anyway, central to west PA is Appalachian mountains, and this part of Breezewood is at the bottom of a valley. The sign is tall so you can see it east and westbound from the turnpike.
I don't know why I shared this information.
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This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)
Don't catch you slippin' now (ayy)
Look how I'm livin' now
Police be trippin' now (woo)
Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)
Guns in my area (word, my area)
I got the strap (ayy, ayy)
I gotta carry 'em
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go into this (ugh)
Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go get the bag
Yeah, yeah, or I'ma get the pad
Yeah, yeah, I'm so cold like, yeah (yeah)
I'm so dope like, yeah (woo)
We gon' blow like, yeah (straight up, uh)
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So people driving cross-state on the freeway can see it and suddenly realize they have to pee.
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Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D
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everyone else is getting paid for coming to work late so who is the real fool now
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You have no power here Gandalf the gray!
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Hey stop it! Next you are going to tell me to work in my paid time!
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Its only been 2, uhh, 3...Scratch that. I dont need to tell you
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I kinda needed this
thanks
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Piefed tells you how much time you've spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)
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the bottom of the page
...there's a bottom?
scrolls endlessly
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For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, "Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!"
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Idk...I just learned that USA doesn't have civil rights anymore...so it wasn't a complete waste.
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Take your !lemmySilver
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I deflect with a spell "i just open the app"
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Nothing changed.
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And you? ;)
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I already know. I do it deliberately
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!lemmySilver
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Gandalf uses a staff not a wand
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This is half Richard Harris, half Ian McKellan, right?
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