This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.
This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.
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Finally, my moment has come.
But also, I love this guy:
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I will allow it because he looks very polite
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Beautiful! Not mammalian at all
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Cyberbullying, not even once.
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:( sad lizard noises
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Agreed :(.
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Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them
- This is my darling son Tofu
*Edit: formatting
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Hello, tofu
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Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!
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Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!
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A beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it's just the name...
Edit: The alt text mentions that Tofu, who looks very pretty, is a bearded dragon.
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*crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE!"
"Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region."
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Am I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?
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mmmm, no, very mammalian
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Elgenzay: Therapsid scum!
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I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.
My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”
All I would ever get in response was side eye.
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Take your upvote and get out of here
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Just look at this skink!
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Spiny banana.
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hmm, approved
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There is only one true lizard king
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Bipedal, huh?
Mmhhh... No, very mammalian.
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Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats
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Argonians have left the chat
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Guys...
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Mmmm, no, very mammalian.
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Racism? No, very mammalian.
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I choose liz. I have to.
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Ok, I had to sleep on this one as it is a crucial life decision.
Froge.
Froge did me a solid.
lizard is basically a suck up.
If they got racist in the argument, that’s between them.
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very mammalian like zuck
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{{squirts blood from eyes}}
https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/reptiles/horned-lizard
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Ugh, too much marsupial energy in this one /s
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My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.
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My sleepy little gargoyle.
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i love their funny faces
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Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.
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You literally had a nightmare?
Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.
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warm rock
good
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Doing a pushup
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Announcer voice: Lizardman!
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mmmm, no, very mammalian
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No, no, frank- stinky- you won't get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I'll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-
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Please tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.
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Frank is the snake from DankPods
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bugs
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Welcome the reptilian overlords
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Use the link function and add an exclamation mark in front of it to embed the image, like this:
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I know the markdown code, but it don't work for me, nor to upload the image from the menu. Seams that Lemmy don't accept well images hosted by vgy for some reasons, only works occasionally.
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sometimes, when explaining mundane things that can’t be confused as a metaphor, literally sounds extra stupid…
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what a mammalian dream to have
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