In other news, the Pope has died
https://apnews.com/live/pope-francis-dies-catholic-church-updates
Season 31, Episode 1 - "The Winter of Our Monetized Content"
I really thought this joke was much earlier, but it must have been some other death.
Breaking News - the Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated! We'll stay with this story all night if we have to.
I'll never forget where I was the day Lincoln Squirrel was shot.
We now have a demonstrated time limit on thoughts and prayers. They can only do so much.
So, this post is how I found out.. that being said well done
Kent Brockman is my preferred news source. We now go live to Arnie Pie in the Sky!
He literally died within hours of meeting JD Vance.
That means the real estate company The Catholic Church will need a new mascot/leader.