where can I download more RAM?

I had a college professor that teaching was his fourth career, he was in his 90s. He started the first class of each term with "I'm not going to remember any of your names. I'm old. My brain can only hold so much. If I put your names in my brain, something else will fall out. It might be my wife's birthday, it might be that I need to take about a hundred pills a day. Either of those, and I'm dead by next week."
- It’s so hard for me to remember peoples names. I gotta associate something they do with what their name sounds like to stand a decent chance. It’s honestly nothing personal either. I’ll remember everything else you say and do but for some reason, not your name.

Granted. You can now remember Jason's name as long as you are awake, but forget it as soon as you sleep.
Should have asked for disk instead of RAM :)
- You have succinctly described my memory in an amusing fashion. I look forward to forgetting this joke tomorrow.
  
  Hello! FYI, there is an amusing joke in the parent comment which you have never seen before :)

This is why I play rule light, I can't remember my player's name, so a complicated rule heavy game like D&D? Nope
- Not sure if convention DM or just has REALLY understanding friends. :D

Don’t you also have disadvantage on attack rolls? Or is that armor?
- Just armor and also can't cast spells. And they changed it to "Armor Training" now, but still proficiency for weapons? And the Martial Weapon Training feat gives you Martial Weapon proficiency? Gah
- PHB p144, under Armour Proficiency:
  If you wear armor that you lack proficiency with, you have disadvantage on any ability check, saving throw, or attack roll that involves Strength or Dexterity, and you can’t cast spells.