3mo ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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3mo ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

www.mediaite.com /news/wsj-drops-shock-expose-on-elon-musks-alleged-attempts-to-impregnate-x-influencers/

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14 children and no family. More children will not change this fact.
- Why do you think family has anything to do with his behavior?
  Both musk and his father are eugenicists who believe it's their duty to spread their "superior" genetics as much as possible.
  
  Calling it now:
  We are all getting distracted by his broken dick. The reason why he uses in vitro is because it isn't even his sperm. That is why he hates all his kids prior to Human Shield with grimes. Well, except Vivian, he hates her for somehow even more hateful reasons.
  
  Which- why would they believe themselves to be the pinnacle of humanity. Head to any hospital to find like 3 doctors who can run on an hour of sleep in 2 weeks, memorize information near photographically, constantly solve puzzles of terrifying difficulty, run marathons in their spare time, and look like models.
  
  spread their “superior” genetics as much as possible
  ... like, the guy can barely talk!! Where is the superior part!?
  
  Oh I know, and it’s tragic AF. What a sad worldview he has
- Well the number would shift, so it would technically change the first bit.
This guy has legitimately lost touch with reality.
- Being a billionaire is bad for your brain. Stands to reason the richest guy would be the worst affected.
  
  We gotta start shunning/bullying ppl who work secruity for these mfs, they sellout everyone living when they decide to defend these dudes. They pick money and choose to die for these ppl.
- He was never in touch.
- I’m sick of hearing about him personally. Just an attention hungry troll in real life. I wish he would just go away to space or maybe take an extended submarine ride underwater that uses a PlayStation controller.
  
  I heard only pedos don't get in the submarine.
  
  I’m sick of hearing about him personally
  I remember trying to block all mentions of his name like 10 years ago since it was obvious some kind of PR campaign to promote him was underway.
- When you've lived your whole life without the struggle that the majority of humans in history have had to endure (food, shelter, clothing, etc.) and have never faced consequences for any of your shitty ideas, then yeah, you sort of build yourself your own version of reality, because to Muskrat, what is reality?
  He's never lived in the same world as any of us. It's difficult to explain, but that's the truth. He's never lived in the same reality as everyone else. Most billionaires and trust fund babies have their own version of reality and are constantly confused over why and how people do things like: buy groceries, or a dozen donuts.
I am beginning to think he’s not a great guy.
- I am beginning to think he’s not a great guy
  --deported--
This is only made all the more puzzling to me by the fact that Musk just strikes me as the type of incel who thinks vaginas are icky and scary
- The rumor is that he's having all these kids via IVF because his dick is broken from botched penis enhancement surgery.
- I think he thinks women are icky and scary. Vaginas, he likes.
  
  women are icky and scary. Vaginas, he likes
  I guarantee you he do not go down
- He used IVF.
  https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexzhavoronkov/2022/07/27/elon-musk-and-other-billionaires-make-their-babies-via-ivf-and-surrogatesis-it-a-future-of-reproduction/
- He probably pays women to lay there like a Handmaid, but instead of a sterile wife, there's a Costanza seduction style portrait of himself.
Im confused, all the hollywood movies amerikans have been to in the last 30 years feature villains that look sound and act just like MuskRump... did they somehow not get this message????
- Apparently many Americans thought if we just created a Lex Luther, then we'd obviously get a Superman right after.
The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.
Sounds like a really great guy who has fourteen children and possibly more.
- Sounds like a really great guy who has fourteen children and possibly more.
  Classic Republican family values.
Shocking expose: group with cult like structure acts like a cult
We have two STABLE GENIUSES leading the Country, with Immuskin Elmo and his War Boys
Like...Kevin Sorbo?
And no one was shocked.
Is this the sound of the ⏏️ button being pressed?
Elon keep your dick out of the influencers.
Totally normal.
This is Bond-villain level megalomania, and therefore actually kind of cool.
- Nah, Bond villains are way cooler.

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