Corporation Proud Of Origins As Small Business That Would Never Survive In Modern Economy
Corporation Proud Of Origins As Small Business That Would Never Survive In Modern Economy

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Corporation Proud Of Origins As Small Business That Would Never Survive In Modern Economy

We now have more than 8,000 locations, but in many ways, we’re still that same little shop on the corner [that in the current market would be boarded up within 12 months, leaving its bankrupt owner hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt].”