Sovcit is confused by the CEO not accepting his coupon.
Sovcit is confused by the CEO not accepting his coupon.
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This is like watching 3 year olds trying to light matches
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Every time I read a sovcit passage like this, I feel like someone shrunk peak 1980's Mike Tyson down to a quarter inch tall, stuck him inside my skull, and he just spent the last fifteen minutes repeatedly clobbering my brain with power hooks and uppercuts.
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/c/OddlySpecific
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Next steps: Redo 1st through 12th grade.
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What an idiot.
If the letter was for the "eyes of the CEO only" and someone else has seen it because the CEO gave it to them, then clearly it's the CEO breaking the law.
The next step is to go to the place of business and perform a citizen's arrest on the CEO.
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I'd watch that video.
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Your letter has been filtered by a professional Bullshit Interceptor. It is her job to ensure that what she perceives as worthless “coupons” and insane ramblings never reach the CEO.
Unfortunately, your only option is to hand deliver your next message directly to the CEO, at their home, to avoid the Bullshit Interceptor. To make a statement that you mean no harm, and to guarantee attention, I suggest that you do so naked.
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