Classic cuisine

Excuse me but that isn't an official, original "Colin the Caterpillar" cake from Marks & Spencer, but an inferior and entirely unauthorised " Curly the Caterpillar" clone from Tesco.
As a proponent of fine British cuisine I take offence to this dire misrepresentation.
- Oh god you're right. I'm sorry I was blinded by the glory of the bean pizza and didn't notice
  
  Glory!?
  It is a warcrime

I'm sick of people coming at Canada for Hawaiian pizza when the British are putting baked beans on their pies.
- That’s not a pie.

At this point we salute the fallen.
The beans and sausage filled Findus Crispy Pancake.
o7
- Gone but never forgotten

Baked beans pizza? I'ma bout to change my position on England's tariffs...

Look, I visited Britain a few years ago and you guys had pie with fish in it, which seemed kinda unique, fish & chips with vinegar in a newspaper, shortbread, haggis and other non-dessert "puddings" and breakfast with sausages etc.. (Also, we went to an Indian restaurant in Britain and it was really good. Like world class good ngl.)
- British “Indian” restaurants are genuinely S-tier. In Oz curries are too wet and they put cream in all of them regardless of the dish.
  
  They have curry in Oz? Idk how I missed that part of the movie
- This meme is British people poking fun at ourselves.
  Americans just recycle the same jokes from Reddit "lol conquered the world but doesn't use spice". From people who've never left their home town. You can ignore those.
  The French also insult our food and they have more of a point but that's another matter and I'll personally fight them over it
  
  Pfft, what would the french know about good food, they probably don't even put cheese on their beans and toast
- British cooking has a bad reputation, but they make really good comfort food. Sunday roast, yorkshire pudding, steak and ale pies, shepherd's/cottage pie, full english breakfast, pasties, fish pie, beef wellington, scones! I could go on. Sure it's mostly brown and beige food but cooked properly all of these dishes are really tasty!
  
  beef wellington
  Corn dogs for rich people
- Do other countries not have fish pies?
  
  Not really, no.
- British Curries are different than a lot of "authentic" indian curries, but they have become a thing in of them selves, over the years, and they are great.

It's biscuit and tea, you uncultured petal.

They should lock the whole country up for the baked beans pizza
- Heinz is a US brand. You can blame them.
  I'd like to try it though. Looks... interesting.
  
  I prefer to get a normal pizza and put my own baked beans with it.
  
  I guess this is what the US thinks the UK likes, and the UK likes it enough for Heinz to keep manufacturing it and selling it in their country 😂
  
  On brand considering the site we're on
- A long, long time ago when I worked somewhere that briefly made Fridays optional over time days, on a Friday we’d order breakfast to work sausage, bacon, eggs, tomatoes, and beans on something baguette like was very common. The old adage applies …”don’t knock it until you’ve tried it”.
  I haven’t had beans on pizza. I’ve probably had worse though.
  
  I'd imagine it tasting pretty good. I also imagine a severe case of food coma.

- I'm sorry ma'am, here's 250g ml of ~~sugar~~ corn syrup
  
  You mean 32 bumblebee's, right?

Please tell me that Heinz Red Beans Pizza isn't a single label. It's just a trick of the light, right?

Freddos are aussie
- These british cunts are trying to steal our fucken frogs!
- How dare you.
  
  They’re right though. There’s also Karamelo Koala over here.

In the defense of British cusine by George Orwell

British tea is way better than our (US) tea, and that's a hill I will die on.
- True southern style sun tea will change your tune

It's scottish but potato scones and square sausage is the best breakfast food ever.
- I'll add haggis to that breakfast food list.
  Nothing better than a morning roll with bacon, haggis, square sausages and an egg.

I still remember getting a Colin the Caterpillar cake for my 7th birthday
- I had one for my last birthday. I'm 45.
  Come to think of it, it might have been the Aldi knock-off. Cuthbert, I think.
  Anyway, thanks for listening.

We are savages, aren't we
- No no, savage is eating meat straight off the bone.
  This is refined... One might even say "Ultra Refined".
- Are we the baddies?
  
  Why skulls, though?

What's the fried noodle looking thing on the left?
- Turkey twizzler. There's a whole Janie Oliver backstory...
  
  Jamie Oliver
  Say no more. I already know it's inedible.
  
  He gets more flack than he deserves. He tried to change school dinners yes, but the government at the same time were severely cutting back the budget for school dinners in general. Once the quality fell through, they used Jamie as a scapegoat for the whole thing
  
  From Turkey or is it at least made of actual Turkey?

Do other countries have potato waffles or is that an us thing?
- that's a german thing, no?

Hey we also have Bärchenwurst in Germany
- Wouldn't surprise me if that were actually German.
  
  Germans are the Sausage Masters. There's just no way around it.

Heinz baked bean pizza sounds kind of amazing... I'm guessing that ones not available outside the UK though lol maybe I can make it myself at home
- it's beans on toast (with cheese) with extra steps
  
  Presumably it's on pizza crust instead of toast. I know I can get the UK Heinz baked beans at a few different stores here so I might try to do it myself lol

Why the fake Colin
- That's a Tesco Slinky. Tastes good.
  
  I asked for a colin the caterpillar cake for my birthday once and got this instead. Can confirm it doesn't