Eggs are too valuable
Eggs are too valuable
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Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!
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Spread some bread or cracked corn on the car, the pigeons and crows will shit on the car for you.
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Feces are free and widely available
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Pig blood sends a better message though
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Not as easy to find tho ... feces can even be manufactured on the spot if you're creative and discrete enough
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how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they tell you
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And so, boodletting pigs became a niche market in the neoliberal capitalistic hellhole as a means to fight fascism. 😫
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If you're willing to murder a cop on their car you might as well burn it down
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Take a shit on the roof instead
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Preprocess the egg
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Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.
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I was about to look up what E66 is
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66% ethanol, 34% unleaded gasoline
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100% reason to remember the name!
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12 gauge, 00-buck is less than $.25 per if you catch a sale.
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What about a phase plasma rife in the 40 WATT range?
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Adjudicated rapist, inmate #P01135809, formerly known as the former presidential placeholder but is now currently known as the current presidential placeholder says: "Shut up about egg prices."
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A rice grain the tire valve, cap back on,.slow leaks
This is what the Tire Extinguiser group does, long may they continue.
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Long, medium, or short grain rice? Or does it not matter
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They usually do it in the late evening, though. To make sure the tyre is sufficiently drained to be unmissable when the car is likely to next be used.
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These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren't they.
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We've been throwing cheese slices on them in Wisconsin. It'll be more fun when it gets hot.
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Spelled "$100K plastic truck" wrong.
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Based on a recent experience, dried flaxseeds are like concrete.
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