Genetic sharing site openSNP to shut down, citing concerns of data privacy and 'rise in authoritarian governments'
Genetic sharing site openSNP to shut down, citing concerns of data privacy and 'rise in authoritarian governments' | TechCrunch
No one will ever know my Cajun ass ancestors are from France and that I have the gene where you’re urethra is so damn wide, you can pass the child yourself if you had to.
I encourage hostile governments (including my own) to study my DNA. It’ll ruin morale. Balls so big, they have a tenuous atmosphere and a measurable time dilation effect.
I'm sorry, the what gene?
There’s an episode of King of the Hill where everyone finds our Hank has a narrow urethra. And his dad says, “I ain’t got a narrow ureetee. Mine’s so damn wide I could pass the child myself if I had to.”
Or something to that effect.
Tell that to the swat team raiding you because ai confused you with a mass murderer or something worse.