Ooof

When your body’s a canvas and you gave the gacked-out local methhead the brush and told ‘em to just go nuts

Looking like a Chipotle bag.

When you go for the high school table look.

I can fix her

The "I don't expect to live past 25" look.

Quick somebody make a photo filter

Hey mom, I am seeing someone new! You are going to love her. She is a real free spirit!

Easy mass effect cosplay

"Mental Illness, The Tattoo."