They said the packaging would be discreet!

"Pull forward after fueling or get shot"?
- Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
  
  So a standard Trump supporter?
  
  Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
  
  Maybe, but not based on the sign. That's a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
  
  Sure, he's like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept huge, suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
  
  I'm just imagining some trucker who didn't see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
  
  ITS. A. JOKE.
- "Sorry, my cock is too big for that"
- It's a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I've been that guy.
  "OH FFS MOVE!"
  Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
  
  Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with "please pull forward when done fueling" without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
  
  even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot
- ... nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It's part of the joke. It's from a facebook group that does these things.
- Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
- Guessing Texas

Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
- Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.
  
  Skeet

That's just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
- assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
- BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
  
  Dr. Evil demands compensation of
  
  Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
- yep, double tap recommended at a gas station

Your mom been on Amazon again?

That's contraband in the state of Texas.

LPT.
If you're using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what's going on
Responding for a friend
- What does LPT stand for?
  
  Life Pro Tip.

I think its a dick move.

"It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else."

It's the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
- Hopefully unlubed.
  
  The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.

What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
- What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge...
  JOHNSON!
  Yes sir?
  
  Woody? Woody Harrelson?
  
  Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
- Maybe a planter? Something like this which folds out to this.
  
  I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead

I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
- That's actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn't expect the miniature version.