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shittysuperpowers @lemm.ee

Mr. WorldWide @feddit.org

4w ago

You can produce an infinite amount of light, but...

Only in broad daylight

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how is that shitty. an infinite ammount of light is quite powerful. it's basically infinite energy. you can blind everyone around you during the day. snipers can't aim at you. you can power the biggest laser ever and who knows what.
- you can only use it in daylight though. The hours you'd need it most, you can't do anything with it
  
  You could get paid to power some solar panels that would otherwise be in the shade

Excuse me.
They prefer to be called ladies.
- Ah yes, puns
  "Hi dad! I just got back from studying a-broad!"
  "Oh really? Which Broad?"

Since human skin is actually bioluminescent (to an insanely small degree that is only registered by instrumentation), I already produce infinite light. 😌
- So it really is a shitty super power

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