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cm0002 @lemmy.world

1mo ago

They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either

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Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

1mo ago

They didn't have 32oz Mountain Dew Baja Blast either

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If you're going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.
- Agreed to an extent but there's a good chance that was OOP on that one and honestly, the few pixel wide slices of skin and curly hair are only recognizable to the fantasy AI face recognition from boomer TV shows.
  
  Except that the original post from TikTok or insta (can't tell which was first) wasn't even censored, and some dumbass on reddit added the crayon scribbles.

Fold that mofo over like a taco and mau down like a champ.
- Speed running an international incident any%
  
  Hold on, if you can't cut it and you can't fold it, how do you eat it?
- Isn't that just a calzone
  
  No, it's taco pizza
  
  It's an unfolded taco
- "Wanna see me shotgun this?"
  https://youtube.com/watch?v=FQDad31iu2o
- Tbf when it's greasy delivery pizza and you're high what you're describing is the way to go

Americans be like "I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain't even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit' ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o' Mountain Dew."

Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)
Edit: likely NL
- Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.
  Their website
- Haha yeah the beers are from D'ij Brewery in Amsterdam.
  And the red brick streets are very Dutch too.
- Looks like Pizzeria Dol che vita, Tweede Tuindwarsstraat 53, 1015 RX Amsterdam, Netherlands
  Or maybe Papa John's. I'm not sure.
- It's not complete without Hot Pizz sauce

What is "ranch"?
- it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.
  Pizza is a vegetable in America
  
  For my sanity, I refuse to put those points together.
  
  Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.
  
  I don't think it should have mayo or sugar in it. That sounds like European propaganda
- It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.
- https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/homemade-ranch-salad-dressing/#wprm-recipe-container-20539
  
  Oh, thanks.
  I don't think I would like this :(

do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?
- I believe the rule is any food that is perfect for eating on the road while you drive 45min from your first job, to your second part time night shift job. All of that kind of food doesn't exist in Europe or at least isn't popular for some reason.
  
  One does wonder why that might be... ^^
- What are these "Burritos"?
  
  Delicious is what they are
- Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.
  
  are there texmex places in europe?
- We leave our little donkeys to graze on the fields and grow up to become big donkeys.
  We certainly don't stick them with knives and forks!
  
  Well... not without some garlic and onion, naturalamente.
- Yes. The answer is yes.
  
  Uncultured swine.
- We don't have those.
  
  Forks and knives?

You can't even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?
- At least they have a premise for an Operation Baja Blast 2: electric boogaloo

I'd like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I'd call it the Badger Blast
- Could you please stop badgering me? They keep scratching my face.
  
  You just need some mushrooms mushrooms, or perhaps a snake

The cutting it yourself thing is kind of weird tho
- You're supposed to roll it over and eat it like a taco obviously.

Where's the pineapple? Waiter!

The cutting I understand, normally it's precut
But ranch dressing?....noooo

an uncut pizza?... am I supposed to take it out the oven too?
- It's a restaurant, you're supposed to eat it with a knife and fork, not shove slices into your mouth like you're at a fast food place.
  
  That's the best part.
  They're just lazy, couldn't even spread the cheese evenly, 2/5
  
  Hard disagree. Pizza is one of those foods which tastes better when eaten by hand.
- An uncut steak? What does this place expect me to do, sear it too?
- an uncut pizza?
  As an American, I prefer my pizza circumcized
- tbf if you have it delivered they usually pretend like it's cut

To be fair, that pizza looks like crap.
- That looks like a pretty good Neapolitan Pizza Margherita to me.
  Are we seeing the same picture?
  
  You have to view it through a lens of complete lack of culinary discernment
  
  The best pizza I've ever had was in Pompei and looked just like that
  
  Not a bottle of ranch in sight. Obviously shit tier pizza.
- What would you expect a really good margherita pizza to look like?
  
  Like a Little Caesars Hot n' Ready
- Found the american (or the person completely obliviant about Italian pizza)

Italian "pizza" sucks.
- Modern pizza originates in the US, so I don't know why the fuck anyone would go to Italy and expect it to be better.
  To be fair, it was Italian immigrants who invented what we know as pizza today, but Chinese immigrants also brought Chinese food to America as well—and if you go to China expecting the same kind of food there, prepare to be disappointed (especially if you don't live in an area with a large Asian population. I do so I can assure you that authentic Chinese is completely different. Same for pizza.)
  Edit: Why are you booing me? I'm right.
  
  Modern pizza originates in the US, so I don't know why the fuck anyone would go to Italy and expect it to be better.
  Because the authentic version of any cuisine is usually preferred over the americanised one by anyone who isn't from the US.
  
  Have you been to Italy and had pizza there?
  
  What the fuck are you talking about???
  
  You haven't got a single clue about what you are talking about.
  
  Because "Modern pizza originates in the US" is a stretch, unless you consider those "deep dish" atrocities the modern standard.

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