Timmy, this is wrong
Timmy, this is wrong
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I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.
And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.
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If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn't also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours
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Realistically almost everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.
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I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different.
there would be signs
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Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don't have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain
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Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.
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Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.
7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.
Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.
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Fair point
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Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!
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Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!
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It would be like China during the Opium Wars
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He just doesn’t want to be the only one anymore
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See I wouldn't be addicted to crack if it weren't for those fairy godparents!
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I heard this in Crocker's voice
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FAIRIES! 0.o
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Wait was Reagan...Timmy before growing up?
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No, these were his later years as president. Or at least how he remembers them.
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Fuck, its moving!
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CocaCola puts the coca back into its drinks
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Does nothing unless you know it's crack you need. Otherwise we'd just think we had a bad Covid-19 case.
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It would be the same as it is now except crack/powdered cocaine would substitute sugar.
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Because crack and sugar are interchangeable, and sugar addiction/comedowns are definitely as bad as with cocaine
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Doesn't this go against "Da Rules?"
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It goes into effect for 10 minutes before the fairy swat team rolls up. Or something like that, it's been a long time since I watched this
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They'll be too busy smoking crack to bother
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Cosmos would do it then Wanda would be like COSMO WTF
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Its just so moreish
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