The Netherlands' War On Neptune

Nobody:
The Dutch: MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER MUST POLDER
- If I have to explain to someone what a polder is, I am afraid there is no hope for them.

Unfortunately this meme is incorrect. While we do indeed make more land we also prevent the sea (no oceans here) from swallowing up any other land. Can't let that bastard sea have anything!