If you were my boss, would you mind if I masturbate in the office?

No this is a place of business, please do not engage in this kind of activity. There are customers here. This is your first and only warning.

Not at all. Go ahead and take mine for it.

I would mind if you didn't! 😂

As long as you get your work done. I got a business to run here.

No i would encourage you to.