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Console_Modder @sh.itjust.works

1w ago

like 10 times better than the morning stretch

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Especially so with this one.
However there are quite some torture techniques that 'oh fuck, you better not make me cum' my would-be torturer shouldn't "call my bluff" on ... or should actually, idk.
- you'd* better not
  
  Oh, you better do!!
  But also - really? "You'd" would be correct?
  \ Wouldn't that shift everything and so also required a "shouldn't have called" later on?
  \ (And also was I, or both of us actually, not sure if they have already made me cum?)
- ... please elaborate

Actually, there is. I had stretcher treatment for my back as a teenager, it was wonderful (especially combined with heat lamp and TENS treatment. Dangit, that's pure relaxation afterwards).
- I suspect you would have missed out on some aspects of that during medieval torture.
  
  Probably would have used a large fire underneath them instead of a heat lamp.
  Don't think they had electricity for the TENS, though...

After a long day of work I often desire to be stretched on the rack ala Lurch in the Addams Family.

I too am over 30.

My god 🤣

That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don't slip and get a taste of the pain.

Can confirm.

Did they actually use this one, looks a wee bit uncomfortable.

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