Washington movie theater ceiling collapses during 'Captain America' screening

There's something poetic about the fact that it was during a screening of Captain America and the only reason no one was injured is because almost no one was there watching it. Almost feels like an Onion article, it's so on the nose.

Two whole people attended a viewing of Captain Colonialism & Ziostormfront.

Very sad. A society that prioritizes pleasure and escapism can’t prevent things from falling out of the sky.