3h ago

A message to Newcomers!

First of all, Welcome! I'm genuinely glad you decided to join!

That said,

Swearing on Lemmy is actually mandatory and any posts found not containing any swearwords will be promptly removed and you will be permanently banned. These communities strive to reverse the damage done by algorithmically induced self censorship by requiring all participants to swear as much as possible.

Also, anyone censoring non swearwords like "dead" or "sex" that traditionally incur negative algorithmic interactions will also be sacked in addition to previously listed repercussions.

Thank you.

Fuck.

29 comments

Goddamn. I just joined and this is my first fucking comment on this platform.
Free Luigi!
Suck my dick!
Fuck.

Fucking hell yeee bitch

- And a merry fucking welcome to you as well!

And sexy sex images!
Fuck.
Anyone knows how to NSFW stuff in the comments?
- ::: spoiler SpoilerText
  SpoilerContent
  :::
  
  General note for spoilers: ACTUALLY MENTION WHAT IT IS YOU ARE SPOILING. State which season, which movie, which franchise, SOMETHING. Don't make me have to peek at the spoiler to determine whether or not it is something I have seen already, or if it is appropriate to view in my current setting.
  
  This shit is correct.
- i think you would just mark it a spoiler, click edit and then highlight the image and then at least on the web client its the second to last formatting option the little diamond with a ! in the middle.
  but also, fucking... jesus christ dude 🤦‍♀️.
  
  Lmfuckingaooo

Keep it anti corporate you fucking animals.

Don't forget to warn people that they may be permanently banned if they don't use the word "Luigi" in at LEAST 10% of all comments.
- Does it count multiple times if I say: “Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi”?
  
  You're lacking swear words though.

also, call out trolls and shills - lemmy doesn’t have inauthentic behavior detection mechanisms, and it’s really easy to evade bans by creating accounts on a dozen instances.
If they act like a troll, fair enough to call them a troll.
- I don’t see any swearing in that message, will have to remove it.
  Also: fuck
- Also, you can view the moderation history for literally every comment and every user, yay transparency.

Welcome any new users! We've got memes on deck at !memes@lemmy.world and if you're a programmer of some kinds we got !programmer_humor@programming.dev to scratch that itch and be sure to drop a shit(post) off at !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world or if you want SCIENCE and memes head over to the wonderful !science_memes@mander.xyz or if you just want regular SCIENCE mander.xyz is full of sciency comms like !science@mander.xyz and !astronomy@mander.xyz . !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone is also nice this time of year, but you'll have to post before you can leave.
We're not without our cons though, biggest problem we have are probably the Tankies, but here they're mostly on the Tankie Triad lemmy.ml, lemmygrad and hexbear. For most instances you only have to worry about .ml, but on Lemmy you can do a personal instance wide block if you'd rather just not deal with them. If you want to see what they get up to from a safe distant check !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works
Lemmy.cafe is an instance that blocks the entire Tankie Triad
- What you're not going to give a call out to the second best conservative community on Lemmy?
  
  Ah yes !conservative@sh.itjust.works for if you want to poke at the few Lemmy conservatives
  Or the #1 Lemmy conservative comm (if you want to meme about them) !conservative@lemmy.world
  
  Shit fire! SMCF on my thread? in this economy?
  yall this here's a bona fide minor lemmy celebrity!
  in my own home?