Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol

Trump: “Sorry, babe, this never happens.”

Stormy Daniels: “It happens a lot.”

Hegseth seen nodding in agreement

At press time, President Trump was searching for a way to revive his flaccid tariffs, and was considering borrowing some of Elon Musk’s ketamine.

LOL ICWUDT GG

first up and soft, then back down sooner than expected