4mo ago

Trump asked for the real Declaration of Independence be moved into his office, 'alarming' aides: report

www.latintimes.com

Trump Asked For The Real Declaration of Independence Be Moved Into His Office, 'Alarming' Aides: Report

Summary

Donald Trump reportedly alarmed advisers by requesting that the original Declaration of Independence be moved into the Oval Office.

Aides pointed out the security and preservation challenges, as the document is stored in a high-security case at the National Archives.

Trump later shifted his focus to relocating a historical copy instead.

The request is part of his efforts to reshape the White House and plan celebrations for the Declaration’s 250th anniversary.

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4mo ago

Trump asked for the real Declaration of Independence be moved into his office, 'alarming' aides: report

www.latintimes.com /trump-asked-real-declaration-independence-moved-his-office-alarming-aides-report-577799

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Hey Nic Cage, now's the time.
- I honestly believe he couldn't tell the difference between the real thing and a gift shop fake, I say give him the fake and see what he does with it at least
  
  Hide the sharpies, at least.
  
  This is what they did with his intelligence reports during his first term
  
  Trump or Nic Cage?
Next stop: Mar-a-lago basement where it will be destroyed when the pool floods.
I bet he’s planning on eating it.
Trump would eat torn up documents in the Oval Office, ex-White House aide claims
- How the fuck have I not heard of this yet?
  
  Because there’s a million things constantly happening and no one person can keep up with the tsunami of bullshit.
  
  Because "ex white house aides" can claim all kinds of ridiculous shit.
- He's gotta get his fiber from somewhere, it sure as hell isn't coming from all the McDonald's he eats....
He 100% wants to sign it larger than anyone else.
- Seriously, though, is it too late to rescind the declaration? If we're gonna have a king no matter what, I'd rather have King Charles.
- Saxe-Coburg and Gotha playing the long game
Mark my words, he's gonna annotate and sign it in sharpie.
He’s just going to get ketchup and Big Mac grease all over the priceless historical document…what’s the big deal?!
- He likes to steal shit, they're worried he'll take it and keep it or trade it to Russia or whatever idiotic whim he's on that day.
Ugh.
He doesn't get that it's there not because it's valuable, it's there because it's an important cultural artifact that would disintegrate in a regular environment.
We get one of the real thing. Any time we get one of something, we like to protect it. Or at least we, humans, do.
- Protect it?
  You think trump wants to protect it?
  Edit: it was a rhetorical question. We all know he just wants to destroy every good thing America has accomplished
  
  What?!? No, absolutely not. He wants it because it's something to brag about in his office.
  The country has stored it in the archives to protect it.
Let him do it. We can write a new one
- Can we get a parliamentary system or fix congress with the new constitution please?
Just put the comics section out of the Sunday paper in a frame for him. He won't know the difference.
Don't worry, he'll just use his sharpie to fix a few things.
Oh no, he found out countries play by Capture-the-Flag rules with our founding documents. He's going to hand it over like it's the deed to America and we'll all be cooked--- cooked, I say!
- "possession is 9/10s of the law"
He doesn't think the Constitution exists, so I guess this makes sense?
The Atlantic highlighted that Trump has shown interest in planning the celebrations of the 250th anniversary of the declaration of independence,
All while denying people their independence.
Ya think he's gonna try reading it?
🤡🤡🤡
- The Declaration would be one thing, but the real win would be getting him to read the Constitution.
This is Saul Goodman level decorating
I'm a Patriotic Republican who defends the Constitution but ONLY after Children get Murdered and I think this is a GREAT idea that CANT go Wrong!
He's probably wanting to read the list of grievances against King George and trying to figure out which ones he hasn't done yet.
Well, if he could read, that is.
- There is no chance in hell that he knows who King George is/was.
It's gonna come back with changes made in crayon.
Nicholas Cage is ALSO controlling drumpf now? Dude is like one of those Muppets with one person doing the voice, another the mouth, and two other people are working the hands. Makes for an impressive illusion
He probably read some conspiracy theory about it and wants to have some goon inspect it. Just like the whole Fort Knox thing.
Out of sight, out of mind.
He wants to cut it into strips and use it as toilet paper.

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