This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government

Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
- Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
  
  But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
  
  Just shedding his old skin.
- Maybe a corset when on stage?
  
  Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
- Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
  
  Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.
- It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me
  He's still a fat fucking idiot though
- Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out
- Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
- for the unfamiliar:
  
  How
  It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
- Came here to say just this.

Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
- I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
- There's only one way to find out
  
  We're going to need a bigger bullet.
- That might be a part of it, but...
  (cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit) ::: spoiler Title
  :::
  
  The fuck is happening there? Jesus
  
  Bulletproof implants then
- Bullet resistant* vest
- I think more like s bullet proof corset
- That's not at all camouflaged.
- With a completely exposed face?
- Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don't think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.
  Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he's probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it's enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you'd expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.
- Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head

Bro built like a deep breath.
- Lol this is awesome

When you do roids but to lazy to workout.
- My thought, exactly

He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
- Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
- Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
  
  Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
  
  Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
  
  Can't he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
- Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
- Too much HGH

That girdle working overtime
- It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

He looks like a broiler chicken.

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...
- It's uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.

MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN
- 😂😂😂😂😂

Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.
- I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.
- I was gonna call it a corset.
  
  Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
- It's for boys. Teddy wears one too. It's called a boydle.

It does however, make the target easier to hit

That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
- That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.
- He's wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal

The butt implants were a mistake.
- I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.
- A shit brickhouse is the opposite term where I'm from.
  
  That works too!

"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."

Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.

The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
- I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
  
  A saxophone at least.
- The President is behind him too. I don't like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
  
  sorry, I see you've made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog

What happened to his ozempic bod?

Is he on hrt?
- Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone

It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
- Just need a good penetration value.

a lot of things about this picture look fake

Behold the master race

Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
- Not unless it's fleshy.
  
  Maybe it's sub-dermal. that's the sort of thing our planet's finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.

Did he shop at the kid's isle?
- *aisle, fyi.
  
  Nah, he's definitely been to Epstein's Island

He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth

Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.

He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.

This is a clearly user of protection vest…
- To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.
- No, he really is shaped like that
  
  That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
  
  Dude stole Conner O'Malley's under wardrobe.

Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine

Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.

He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.

I think he's an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.
Hypocritical much?
- Using intolerance against the intolerant isn't intolerant though.
  If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it's morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.
  
  what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?
  
  That is almost the dumbest thing I've read on this website today.
  You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.
- While I'm not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.
- There are also people that aren't so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research

Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.
- What commies? This makes no sense?!
  
  I think it was a Freudian slip
  
  Putin is a hard line communist. Do you know what that means? And I'm not talking about the socioeconomic philosophy of communism, I'm referring to the oppressive totalitarian "commies" who slaughtered millions of Russians and set up the entire "black market" economy (now called "oligarchs").
  History is important in understanding context.
- Don't loop us into that nonsense. It's 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you're getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie
  
  I find it interesting when people like you chime in without realizing the history behind the word "commie". Good for you. Ignorance is key to remaining under a dictator.
- Could you please name one of these “commies”?
  
  Sure, just not for you.