White House official threatens to redraw Canadian border

This American Putin wanna be is going burn it all down isn't he.
I like Americans (to a point), but FAFO, we burnt the Whitehouse down before.
- I'm actually thinking of buying a gun, which is crazy because I've been opposed to them my whole life.
  
  Me too. I don’t think guns are usually necessary but it seems like the US is swiftly moving towards violence against the exact demographics of people who are my friends.
  
  If I were the government, as a contingency plan I'd have a shipping container full of weapons in every census block in the country.
  Sure, we'd lose the battle, but that would make holding Canada impossible.
  
  The most effective weapon in Iraq was IEDs. I would never advocate anyone learning how to make one, but if you wanted to defend yourself from an American invasion this is how the Iraqi resistance did it
  
  I'm right there with you. Never thought it would happen, but here we are.
  
  I'm just now starting the process of getting a PAL. We're going to buy a shotgun and some sort of rifle and a good scope. I don't know anything about rifles and best calibers so that's going to take some research.
  
  Trump became President and that’s when I decided to become a gun owner.
  
  Check your local hunters association, sometimes they will run PAL training for free/by donation
  
  A few years ago, I got my RPAL because I thought I was going to inherit my dad's rifles. (Turned out that he gave them to my uncle a decade before he died, but oh well.)
  The process was fascinating, because it made me realize just how different the gun laws in Canada are, and how much responsibility is drilled in from the start. It also made me realize that a lot of the recent gun reform bills are unjustified bullshit.
  Anyway, I have the paper and knowledge, but no guns. Don't particularly want them either, although it may become necessary very soon.
  
  Same
- Gonna need you to do it again. It's the only way to get the orange stank and Russian bugs out.
- we burnt the Whitehouse down before.
  We need your help.
  
  I think most Americans would actually let us, honestly.
  
  We will try to help, we don't want to see this for the American people either, it doesn't do anybody any good, but there really isn't much we can do, but we will try.
  But Americans need to stand up against this, they are destroying your government systems piece by piece.
- Two different situations. That was before the us had sunk trillions of dollars into its military.
  
  They sank a lot of money into Vietnam and Afghanistan too.
  
  And into tech companies to track you everywhere you go, that'll be the real tough part, how do you plan any action. Then the military and the heavily armed police forces know exactly who all was involved.
- Just make sure you catch the President in it this time.
  World would have been a better place if Madison had gone out hot.
- We should burn it down again. I want to march on Washington with Canadian flags, and American flags, and signs that say "Save America" if the US police/Military gun us down it might make the Americans wake up and eject their dictator. It's an existential threat to humanity. We can't afford to wait.
- Get me out of here :(

Oh lovely. More threats of war.

Dear Canada. This isn't us. This is the new asshole in power. Americans don't hate you. We love you. And I can't speak for every American, but I'd rather defect and fight WITH you than fight a war against you over this petty shit.
Actually, can I defect even if we don't go to war? I'd just LOVE to not be here the next 4 years, but I'm pretty sure I'd stay after that too. You'll have to teach me which Canadian hockey team I should root for. And if anything, we'll fight a war to get the Expos back.
- Cool story but that is what Americans chose, yes. It’s your representative. Americans might not hate Canadians, but Americans only love themselves and will eventually learn that this leads you to behave selfishly and be hated.
  
  Cool, let's alienate the people who are also against this bullshit. I'm sure that will help.
- This may not be you specifically, but more than two-thirds of Americans directly or indirectly chose this clown as your president.
  The fight you want to join? It's already started. The people best positioned to stop this are being fired. The checks and balances are being removed or taken over.
  
  Well, actually it's one-quarter of us that chose this clown. See - funny story - the voting system is not compulsory and there's kind of an equal measure of apathy and voter-disenfranchising that goes on whereby clowns make it harder for non-clowns to vote, and then a bunch of bizarro clowns claim voting is a scam or some shit, and then about a third of the population just . . doesn't do it. For. some reason. (Sometimes valid reasons, but not usually.)
  So we're way ahead of you in hating those Americans who backed this traitorous demented rapist piece of shit, but it is only representative of us in that our fucked-up voting system makes it look like that.
- Isn't it, though? Isn't this how the USA has treated most countries smaller than it? Less wealthy than it? Less white than it?
  Growing up outside of the US, this behaviour seems completely in line with how the country has always behaved on the international stage, just pointed at one of the "good" countries.
  Trump is the average Murica, Fuck Yeah type that we meet online all of the time, and have for the past 30+ years. He's the Yankee tourist that comes into our towns and expects us to accept their foreign currency, weather their patronizing questions, and cater to their idiosyncratic demands.
  Trump doesn't seem like a surprise to us. He seems like the natural outcome of a country that has tooted its own horn on the world stage for 80 years, that has glorified its military and its military might, that has waved the phrase "American Exceptionalism" at its own population without irony, and that long mythologized its history. Remember, fascism was popular in the US 90 years ago. The only problem y'all had with the Nazis was that they were German. I mean, if you use Ur-Fascism as a checklist, the USA checks off most of the boxes on a good year.
  You might not be cognizant of that, but many of us living outside your borders very much are.
  I don't like what I see in the mirror most days, either. But I don't get to deny the grey hairs and aging face. I sure as hell don't go out in public shouting to the world "I'm not getting old; this greying, overweight man isn't me!"
- I like the energy but we need Americans to clean up their own yard while it’s still safe to do so.
  Nut jobs think that they’re the majority because they are behaving boorishly in public and nobody is holding them to account. The quiet majority needs to organize and show them that undesirable actions have proportional and consistently negative consequences.
  That could mean a lot of things. Big things like being a trans ally and showing up for demonstrations. Small things like not inviting your MAGA uncle to family occasions. But things they must be. The jackboots are winning because people are typing anger into a box then staying home to shop and watch Netflix reality TV.
- Americans go to war with less powered countries over resources quite often, actually. This is absolutely you.
- No. Good people let this happen on their watch. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance and the people of the US were caught napping. You must take responsibility and act.
  This is not the time to look for our forgiveness to make yourselves feel better. It is time to act. We will forgive later.
- Are you not supposed to have guns and have a bunch of people in the same situation to supposedly defend your people in case of government tyranny, instead of just letting this happen and apologize?
- I'm in the process of emigrating to Canada. I recently spent 5 weeks there and already miss it. So much stuff just feels so much more human.
  One of my favorite small details is that Canadian bills have scientific achievements on them. A spaceship arm, a research vessel, and the creator of insulin are all on them. We get fucking Illuminati symbols instead.
- No it is you. You voted for this. And are frankly doing nothing to stop this guy.
- Dear Canada. This isn’t us. This is the new asshole in power. Americans don’t hate you.
  Dear Canada. Native Americans still hate you.
  
  That's fair.
- Your country voted for him. There was the possibility to vote for another candidate or to help convince people to vote.
  You didn’t do enough.
  
  Glad we found the one American responsible for the 200 million Americans who didn't vote against Trump.
  If only this 1 guy did more then Trump never would have been elected!
- Congratulations you are now an Oilers fan! Please do not resist
  
  Can I negotiate? I'm more of a Maple Leafs person.
  
  D'oh!
  Fine. What time is first pitch?
  . . . what.
- You've been assigned the Leafs, as punishment.
- This too shall pass. Canadians and Americans have always been friends (1812 wasn't Canadians, it was the British) and shall continue to be despite the efforts of one madman. For now we just need to weather this storm, and if it comes to it, we'll fight with you. We always have our friends backs, and we know that you have ours.
  
  (1812 wasn't Canadians, it was the British)
  This isn’t accurate in the slightest. Fencible and Militia units were formed in New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, and the Canadas (upper and lower) from local civilians, who fought in a variety of battles throughout 1812. These civilians were in fact called “Canadians” at the time as well.
  And that’s to say nothing of all of the Native peoples of Upper and Lower Canada who aided in the fight.
  Ultimately the British held command, but many, many Canadians participated and were involved as well.

Who needs enemies with allies like this
- It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal. -Henery Kissinger

Peter Navarro is a piece of shit
- The dude just got out of jail a couple of months ago.

I am confused by this article.
The headline says they want to change the borders, but I didn't see any details in the article about redrawing the border. They say they're interested in doing so, but there aren't any details. They say that Trump wants control of the Keystone XL pipeline, but the details they give simply say that he wants it built. It's like they shoved all the Canada-US relations stuff into one article, but didn't bother editing it or making it coherent.
On another note, Trump himself is confused:
"We protect Canada, but it’s not fair. It’s not fair that they’re not paying their way, and if they had to pay their way they couldn’t exist,” he told reporters.
Uh, no, Canada has protected our northern border. If we'd had to protect that on our own, we'd be a much more closed, paranoid and militaristic place. [Isn't that a scary thought!]
- Don't stress yourself out too much. It's the Telegraph, whose journalistic standards are on par with the Toronto Sun.
- Maybe they plan to redraw it to include some of the states in Canada.

"We protect Canada, but it’s not fair."
The idea that any military attack on Canada is most likely to come from directly across the southern border is not a new one. It's one of the main reasons we need an army at all. Many years ago I mentioned this theory to some people in the military and was slightly surprised that they all took it seriously and said yeah, we do have plans for that possibility of course. I don't know to what extent they were serious about it then or whether they've all gone soft and forgotten about it in the decades that have since passed, but unlikely as we thought it that an invasion would come from the USA it's even more unlikely that it'd come from anywhere else.
- We certainly had plans for it when I was an infantry officer in the nineties. I see no reason why those plans would not have been kept current.
  
  Did anyone actually think the plans would be effective or was it more of a plan to go down kicking and screaming?
- You'll be crossing a lot of very rough terrain before getting to anywhere useful. It'd be like attacking Russia through Siberia.

1812

The USA has had dreams of this forever.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red
Not to fear, we also made similar plans. (Should have done it when we had the chance)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_Scheme_No._1
Defence Scheme No. 1 was a war plan created by Canadian Director of Military Operations and Intelligence Lieutenant Colonel James "Buster" Sutherland Brown, for a Canadian pre-emptive attack against the United States in the (hypothetical) case of a conflict between the United States and the British Empire.

That is literally an act of war if they do that.
- MAGAs don't care. They may actually hate us for our freedoms.
  
  MAGAs can go suck a fuck.

And the political raping continues. They're turning out to be that really bad neighbor no one wants, on steroids.

He barfs out these demented ramblings that get slurped up by corporate news sewers and now it's in the headlines like it was ever anything more than a misfiring syphilitic group of neurons in front of a microphone.

@Shadow Step away from the crayons 🖍

Redraw the boarders? Like what they did with golf of Mexico? Because no way Canada will agree on this.
- Could you edit your comment to include a homophone in your third sentence? For instance, substitute "no" with "know", or "way" with "weigh"?
  I'll delete my comment afterwards. It's just that comedy often comes in threes.

When the war starts in earnest. Most of us are on yalls side.
- Start fighting right now.
- I don't believe it's most. If you add those who support Trump to those who are too indifferent to bother to vote against him, the people who will oppose him are in a minority. And even some of that minority is "don't rock the boat" Democrats who will go along with the status quo, even as it lurches to the right. Others are scared and won't do anything to help. Trump's favorability rating bumps along at around 45-52% these days, and Americans have a strong tendency to rally behind the troops and the President even in needless and cruel wars, and they're suckers for propaganda. So I don't believe a majority are on Canada's side in any meaningful way. Americans will fall in line, and Canada has to defend itself against this aggression.
- I wouldn't count on it. Americans want to seem strong but are really just weak babies. Most well just go along well saying I need my guns for government overreach well just allowing it to happen.

Agh. Paywall.
- It was fine for me... Either way, this should work for you
  https://archive.is/CA8Rq
- It's an odd thought that there must be people out there who consider the Telegraph worth paying for. Crazy world.

It will be redrawn in canada's favour.