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our apportionments are going to be adjusted ATTN mods get ready to starve

the recent executive order includes ALL FEDERAL AGENCIES

this is exactly why ive been saying we shouldnt be federated and everyone needs to switch to lemmy world because we dont need the government coming in and telling us what to do but everyone just loves regulating their own independent lemmy agency and now look were going to have to report to the OMB

im not an idiot i can guess what aPpOrTiOnMeNtS means

i only get paid $11.50/hr to moderate this community and i dont feel like thats a lot but my mom always told me to have smaller portions at dinner she tried to traumatize me but it didnt work because im built different and i always took a big portion and now this now the GOVERNMENT is trying to adjust my portions and i wont stand for it

what this means for mods probably

  • smaller portions
  • paperwork
  • possibly cool presidential seals of approval
  • execution???

i think uh oh fuck what do you think

Funhole @lemmy.sdf.org

our apportionments are going to be adjusted ATTN mods get ready to starve

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  • Favorite one so far!

    I gotta say, I saw the header and I was wondering how this one would tie together but the federation is 10/10.