She didn't do it, okay

Bit sus.

Imagine if someone started selling cancer free tomato's

Relevant xkcd
- Fun fact: In the EU, you can't do this.
- Reminds me of an adult video I saw a while ago that completely changed how I view pornography.
  It was a perfectly normal video of a perfectly normal woman doing a perfectly normal thing. The title of the video was descriptive of the action, and then in parentheses it said, "(NO FARTS)".
  And I'm like... I wasn't even aware I had a preference either way, but now I definitely do.
- Mobile version to read the alt text on the go

Something tells me this person fucks cats

- 😻💜

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LMAO

I somehow read your username as Peg Jesus.

Do unto Jesus....no, wait 🤔
I thought the Romans had us covered there, they nailed him repeatedly!!

My post is raising a lot of questions already answered by my post.

What a proactive defense to prevent misinterpretations of their words!

Scans for anything they forgot to say they didn't do

ive never heard of any human fucking a cat in my life, i dont imagine its all that possible but im not going to research it either. as a general rule, don't try to rape a predator species.

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.
- i figured it was a joke about shera and her big cat. in the 1980's kids would joke about He-man being more interested in his cat too.
- I used to watch his videos back in the day and I don't remember the cat fucking. I remember lots of other fucked up jokes that I probably shouldn't have been laughing at.

puts on ban proof armor

To be fair, don't we all like fucking a hairy pussy?

I know, I know, bald pussies exist, but it just feels wrong when you rub your dick on them.

However I draw the line at eating pussy. It just isn't healthy, and you don't know what you might catch from it. I mean, have you seen the mess they leave behind?

It's tough when she's really turned on and there's just so much juices pouring out that they're getting in your mouth and down your throat and you're just trying not to gag 🤢
- Well, if your pussy is purring juices, you may have over stimulated it.
- Bro what's the big deal? Just get a straw.

She must be an empath.

Khajit does not have wares…. and does not consent.

Hopefully she doesn't pull a ukelele out

Can you elaborate on this one, apparently ukelele girl music has bad vibes for my students but they're not willing to fill me in.
- Search YouTube for "toxic gossip train"

Least sexually abusive She-Ra fan