‘Uber for Armed Guards’ rushes to market after the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO
‘Uber for Armed Guards’ rushes to market after the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO
ORIGINAL LINK: gizmodo.com
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Let's fix American and Healthcare and education and infrastructure. No, F that. Hire an armed guard for your uber instead. This is about the most American thing ever, and it's absolutely pathetically sad.
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No, it's an armed motorcade, not just a goon for somebody else's Corolla.
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And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land...God bless the USA
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Applies as an armed guard.
Gets assigned to a CEO.
Now has a reason to be right next to a CEO with a weapon.
What could go wrong?
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What could possibly go wrong
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Ask the people who have been viciously beaten by security for wanting to say hi to their favorite celebrity.
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Right, they needed their own to even the odds
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Daammn some poser samurais are going to get zeroed just trying to make a few eddies.
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Oh yes, let's give the business elite their own paramilitary! Jesus Christ...
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