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thank you god for inventing capitalism

if it werent for god gifting us capitalism humans would all still just be cavemen living in the ground and wearing dirt for clothes and can you believe it some people actually think socialism would be better what a joke

think about it

without capitalism there would be no innovation no progress no nothing and we would all just be stuck as monkey people and its just absurd that people dont see this

  • we wouldnt have lemmy
  • we wouldnt have bacteriophage therapy
  • we wouldnt have refrigerators
  • we wouldnt have the bicycle
  • and all sorts of amazing stuff and things

can you imagine

if we didnt have capitalism and we were all just equal and had the same amount of stuff it would have been a total disaster and we would have never evolved out of the neanderthal stage and people who think socialism is better than capitalism dont know anything about history and economics and the way the world works and the fact that socialism was invented by the devil

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  • My tribe is starving and I have an entire woolly mammoth to myself, but due to their lack of funds I have no incentive to provide any of my entire woolly mammoth to them

    Hey why are they all walking towards me with clubs?

  • Exactly, we wouldn't have gotten anywhere if we weren't gifted progress like Prometheus with fire, and Jesus Christ with imperialist expansion and capitalism. Amen 🙏

    • the third world is bad because its COMMUNIST i mean its obvious poor countries = markshit communist

      maybe if they had a mcdonalds as how god intended capitalism to be they may be less third world

      • you know why it's called the third world? because the MARXIST ALIENTS are from the third planet in the solar system (hell) and merged it with the first two (heaven and earth) when the SOCIALIST pope denied king hentry the eighth divorce (thank god he saved us by inventing the church of angland)

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