H5N1 testing in cow veterinarians suggests bird flu is spreading silently

Pshhh everyone knows cows can't be veterinarians, let alone be birds too! Fake news! Round earth scam! Vaccines cause 9/11!

Trump shut down the CDC and NIH just in time. Any further delay and he'd have risked failing to maintain his tradition of enabling pandemics during his regimes. He could have missed out on inflicting some death and suffering - that was close!