Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It
Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It
www.theonion.com Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It
AUSTIN, TX—Ascribing the decision to prioritizing the safety of the chain’s employees and customers, grocery retailer Whole Foods announced Thursday that they would be closing 6 more stores across the country after a customer tried a blueberry without paying for it. “If someone takes even one more b...
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